Yfw the sourdough starter gains conscience

This.

You mean sentience, retard?

I just feel bad for you desu.

>not having deep philosophical conversations about morality and ethics with your sourdough.
>mfw
who's the retard now?

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>when the sourdough starter steals your gf

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I AM THE YEAST OF THOUGHTS AND MINDS

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Hmmm, this tastes suspiciously yeasty like... Vanessa!?!

>when you fall in love with your sourdough starter
>when your sourdough starter hates your guts and wants to see other people

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kek, get cucked

>tfw the sourdough puts you in the oven

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