>yfw the sourdough starter gains conscience.
Yfw the sourdough starter gains conscience
shit is fucked, yo
>father why did you make me, all I feel is pain
hah, imagine someone say that to their parents
>has the power to create life
>does not make a bread loli
>conscience
and what's it going to do with that, stupid frogposter? feel bad for your parents for having birthed a useless leech on society such as yourself?
I really wish veddit would leave
>conscience
>the bread won’t let you use it to make meat sandwiches
>the starter becomes vegan
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Annnnnnnndd into the oven you go.
This.
You mean sentience, retard?
I just feel bad for you desu.
>not having deep philosophical conversations about morality and ethics with your sourdough.
>mfw
who's the retard now?
>when the sourdough starter steals your gf
I AM THE YEAST OF THOUGHTS AND MINDS
Hmmm, this tastes suspiciously yeasty like... Vanessa!?!
>when you fall in love with your sourdough starter
>when your sourdough starter hates your guts and wants to see other people
kek, get cucked
>tfw the sourdough puts you in the oven
Has anyone just put their sourdough starter in the oven without adding anything? Imagine the oven spring of a trillion yeast dying at once.
Yeah, 100% hydration starter mixed with salt and scallions and then fried as a batter is breddy gud as a scallion pancake
time to burn my children