Yfw the sourdough starter gains conscience

>yfw the sourdough starter gains conscience.

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shit is fucked, yo

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>father why did you make me, all I feel is pain
hah, imagine someone say that to their parents

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>has the power to create life
>does not make a bread loli

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>conscience

and what's it going to do with that, stupid frogposter? feel bad for your parents for having birthed a useless leech on society such as yourself?

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I really wish veddit would leave

>conscience
>the bread won’t let you use it to make meat sandwiches

>the starter becomes vegan
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Annnnnnnndd into the oven you go.

This.

You mean sentience, retard?

I just feel bad for you desu.

>not having deep philosophical conversations about morality and ethics with your sourdough.
>mfw
who's the retard now?

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>when the sourdough starter steals your gf

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I AM THE YEAST OF THOUGHTS AND MINDS

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Hmmm, this tastes suspiciously yeasty like... Vanessa!?!

>when you fall in love with your sourdough starter
>when your sourdough starter hates your guts and wants to see other people

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kek, get cucked

>tfw the sourdough puts you in the oven

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Has anyone just put their sourdough starter in the oven without adding anything? Imagine the oven spring of a trillion yeast dying at once.

Yeah, 100% hydration starter mixed with salt and scallions and then fried as a batter is breddy gud as a scallion pancake

time to burn my children