Hey lit.. so I really want a boyfriend and I was thinking about posting here because I believe the characters many of you possess is what I'm looking for.. >pretentious >ironically pretentious >mysognisic I'm not a Veeky Forumsbitch myself, but I'm a self aware pleb. Some say I'm a natural born DFW :)
Anyways if you wanna hmu, [email protected] Please no death threats and also this is serious. I'm 20 yr old skinny girl.
Robert Watson
Characteristics*
Alexander Bailey
Were against women here, sweety. We like masculine, conservative white men, not inferiors like you. Go back to plebbit, this board is for REAL men
Jaxon Lee
No way this is real
Daniel Jenkins
exactly
I'd request a timestamp and a girly hand, but again, there's no way this shit is real
Jace Ward
Thanks for letting us know, man.
Anthony Hall
...
Easton Green
My name is Robert and i like red vines
Brody Rivera
"zomg THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. an ACTUAL women???? XDDDDD on my internet board who wants a fat, disgusting boyfriend like me??? Surely it can't be, but I'm gonna respond anyways, because I'm that despserate! :D"
Joshua Foster
You're welcome
Ethan Jones
Kek
Leo Jackson
I heard you guys like this book
Lucas Martin
You're fucking ugly
Juan Walker
hello, virgin
Ian Gray
>I'm a natural born DFW :) go ahead and carry that to its logical conclusion :)
Isaac Long
That ain't me boi
Andrew Murphy
What does it even mean?
Gavin Parker
>tfw I really am so desperate that I'm struggling to resist taking this b8
Aaron Carter
>female writes time instead of date
Julian Gutierrez
Just one email away user
Cameron Flores
play tennis
Brandon Reyes
What is Veeky Forums holy shit lurk moar and show feminine penis.
Andrew Nelson
>please react to me
Angel Brooks
I ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS.
Owen Peterson
Who are you quoting?
Chase Perry
Sorry but this is a gay board, maybe you can find butterfly
Ethan Morris
d r o p p e d
Brandon Reyes
Dover thrift edition makes me want to punch you
Brody Reed
Would you be interested in a Persian man?
Christian Martinez
I reacted and gave you some female attention for once. You can stop replying now, it's getting desperate and sad :)
Grayson Jackson
Good start, but we need time and date as suggested. I'll shoot you an e-mail after that.
Julian Wright
Yes I know my skin is translucent
Aaron Collins
Baron Evola told me to avoid women who imitate men by browsing on image boards made for men.
Hudson Hernandez
Fuck off, you ugly tranny. This isn't /soc/
Wyatt Hill
How am I imitating men? I said from the start I'm a woman.
David Torres
Please leave
Ian Myers
Sure No
Easton Jackson
that's a MAN
Juan Carter
Is that you rebel absurdity?
Tyler Cox
I promise I'll leave once I get a bf
Alexander Rodriguez
>male handwriting And just like that my desire to go on about my vastly superior Veeky Forums gf (who besides being able to read critically, offer me insight on various works, and recite lengthy Shakespeare passages from memory, who besides all that used to browse Veeky Forums) and brag about how happy I am with her, just like that the desire vanishes.
Nathan Phillips
that's one manly hand
James Harris
No, now. Please, you should be able to delete your OP. If you can, please do so. You can find a boyfriend through plenty of other means, this is not one of them. So please leave.
Christian Allen
Do you just want an internet bf? I'd take that bullet for Veeky Forums.
Parker Hughes
Yes and shuttup you aren't doing it for lit you virgin
Justin Fisher
I'm pretty far from a virgin, but honestly reading My Twisted World convinced me to break up with my actual gf today.
Grayson Jackson
Perfect, going to make a tribute.
Austin Cruz
He also cropped his male nails out of the picture.
As if this weren't so obviously bait, anyway
Jeremiah Wright
Alright, I just made a throwaway email yesterday myself, so I'll take the bait. I'll report back to you guys.
I'm hoping whatever OP sends me is at least funny
Jaxon Rivera
Just sent you an e-mail. Let's see where this goes.
Charles Peterson
yall niggas gonna end up dead in some dumpster, dumb ass lil niggas don't know how to spot a trap from miles away.
Joshua Peterson
Ur paranoid
Adam Cox
>implying I don't have a death wish
Dylan Brooks
I'm scared Veeky Forums? Why is this women invading my sss..saa.a..feffee..e spaa..cce...ee.e.e.e.e.e.e.