What's the most patrician book in the Bible?

What's the most patrician book in the Bible?

Genesis
Ecclesiastes
Job
The Gospels
John's epistles
Revelation

Gospel of John

Paul's Epistles

Psalms
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The Book of Revelation because its closest to the part of the book that stops the door from slamming in my living rooom.

Should I read the Bible for the prose if I'm not religious? Not even joking.

Ecclesiastes/proverbs

It's a good read i dont see why not

Where do you think you are kid, that's what we all did, yes go for it. But don't feel the need to grind through Leviticus

Song of Songs

This. There are some good advice verses that aren't completely in your face with the religious aspect.

>tfw thought about skipping past Leviticus halfway through and didnt cuz I thought I'd miss something.
Exodus was a disappointment past Moses smashing the original tablets. Let's go Numbers.

1 & 2 Samuel

>My enemies surround me, everyone hates me
>Please kill them, Lord
Woah... really makes you think.
But seriously, I really like the Psalms involving mythology like 74 and 82.

"For all of eternity in its entirety is not as worthy as the day on which Song of Songs was given to Israel, for all the Writings are holy, but Song of Songs is the Holy of Holies."
- Akiba Ben Yosef

If you want to skip the priestly stuff akin to Leviticus, start Numbers at chapter 10.

easily Job and Ecclesiastes. Jonah is also very good, everyone knows the swallowed by a fish part but what happens after is actually very interesting

Deutoronomy

>only reading the canonical books
Step it up, plebs

Best Apocrypha?

James. That's the whole bible in one short book.

ecclesiastes

>PSEUDepigrapha
fitting

All of those are shit, Nag Hammadi is worth reading if you are educated in Plato, the New Testament canon, and the large quantity of material blowing the Gnostics (falsly so called) away
(as a spooktastic fun run)

Meqabyan and Enoch are literal niggers tier in Ethiopia

>its a good read
>several pages with silly hebrew names connected by the word "begat"

Theres some good lines in proverbs

Please stop it with this niggers shit man.

We used to redirect people who said that to /pol/. Why don't we start doing that again

psalms is so hard to read. the laments are cringey

no, if you try to pick it up you will be overcome with blood-searing pain

ecclesiastes is best

i dont know what book you read user

This

Ecclesiastes. Short and powerful, try reading it out loud (not shouting, just speaking).

>Ecclesiastes

Genesis

Song of Songs

This nigga gets it

>My beloved thrust his hand into the opening,
>and my inmost being yearned for him.
>I arose to open to my beloved,
>and my hands dripped with myrrh,
>my fingers with liquid myrrh,
>upon the handles of the bolt.

the Bible but I'm counting a page as an actual page not the pages for ants in the Bible.

Numbers. Women are fucking worthless

Ecclesiastes

Judges

because he is right and you are wrong

The beauty will be lost on you