What's the most patrician book in the Bible?

Song of Songs

This. There are some good advice verses that aren't completely in your face with the religious aspect.

>tfw thought about skipping past Leviticus halfway through and didnt cuz I thought I'd miss something.
Exodus was a disappointment past Moses smashing the original tablets. Let's go Numbers.

1 & 2 Samuel

>My enemies surround me, everyone hates me
>Please kill them, Lord
Woah... really makes you think.
But seriously, I really like the Psalms involving mythology like 74 and 82.

"For all of eternity in its entirety is not as worthy as the day on which Song of Songs was given to Israel, for all the Writings are holy, but Song of Songs is the Holy of Holies."
- Akiba Ben Yosef

If you want to skip the priestly stuff akin to Leviticus, start Numbers at chapter 10.

easily Job and Ecclesiastes. Jonah is also very good, everyone knows the swallowed by a fish part but what happens after is actually very interesting

Deutoronomy

>only reading the canonical books
Step it up, plebs

Best Apocrypha?