So You're Writing Your Novel:

I've smoked both cigars and cigarettes several times and never felt any noticeable effects from either. Even when drunk I get no buzz from cigs. Why is this?

Smoking a pipe is an infinitely better method and medium, it is only out of style because of cigarette advertising.

Just be aware you are either
1. ignorant and manipulated by the tobacco industry
2. a tasteless addict
3. or a completely boring conformist -

If you smoke cigarettes, well now you know maybe try a pipe sometime.

Neither?

Well, not when I write, anyway. I still smoke bud sometimes, but quit tobacco entirely...

But I guess this is Veeky Forums, so feel free to keep wrecking your central nervous system and lungs while the lack of oxygen getting to your brain helps you justify romanticizing black and white pictures from the 1940's instead of helping bring progress to the modern world.

You fucking degenerate.