Brit/o/ Meet Thread: It's Not Trap Tuesday Edition

Not true, this was a rumour just like the "Police at Santa Pod" one. They've been going around for 40 years.

Nigger get with the times:
stratford-herald.com/63846-stratford-get-garden-village.html
It's happening.

erm that's melanin enriched gentleman to you please.

Yeah fuck off, last year it was definitely closing this year, and this year it's definitely closing next year?

No it's closing this year. The Garden village was delayed but signed off this month.

Fugg. Well, last chance to race it I guess.

LOOP MONSTER AUTHOR CONFIRMED FOR SIGNING LAPTOPS AND BONNETS AT USC

Please don't say that. I'll get lynched for never actually continuing/finishing Loop Monster.

...

...