Hello again, all. The following is a message from the Eternal Emperor of Brit/o/
January has been whizzing by, which means weekend early bird tickets for USC go up by a massive £22 from £48 in 8 days (31st). If you're wanting to join us for a debauched weekend of mischief and racing, I recommend buying tickets before they hit £70.
Ultimate Street Car is a huge music festival cum car show at Santa Pod Raceway in Northamptonshire. There's questionable stuff for degenerates, we will have a trap booth babe and possibly a gay Belgian. Fastest Brit/o/ vehicle is currently at 13.4 seconds on the quarter if you want to be the new champion.
We also have a much cheaper and smaller meet more focused on racing in April at Shakespeare County Raceway in Warwickshire if that's more your thing.
If you wish to join our Slack channel, post an email (even a 10minutemail one) and you'll be sent an invite.
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to USC tommorow
Easton White
I cannot confirm that Black Will will be coming at this time
Lucas Perry
The Shakespeare County Raceway event will be Spring Madness Public Track Weekend, which is a more reasonable £12 a day but is literally just a track and a place to camp. No XXX show and no musical acts, no stuntmen etc. Not to say it's not a great time, last year we saw a jet car, a jet mobility scooter and the world's fastest shed.
erm that's melanin enriched gentleman to you please.
Jack Ramirez
Yeah fuck off, last year it was definitely closing this year, and this year it's definitely closing next year?
Hunter Nelson
No it's closing this year. The Garden village was delayed but signed off this month.
Dominic Brown
Fugg. Well, last chance to race it I guess.
Jonathan Moore
LOOP MONSTER AUTHOR CONFIRMED FOR SIGNING LAPTOPS AND BONNETS AT USC
Oliver Butler
Please don't say that. I'll get lynched for never actually continuing/finishing Loop Monster.
Jeremiah Cruz
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William Peterson
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Camden Jackson
I'LL FUCK YOU UP MATE
Isaac Lee
Is Wales a country? I mean it was never a single independent country before being conquered and annexed by the superior English nation. But Wales' website says it is.
Andrew Gonzalez
Good luck hiding that magnificent Welsh beard of his m8
Tyler Carter
Write it live at USC, do it as a poem in rhythm with the drag cars firing up.