Have to race my boss

Rent a different car

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just shoot your boss, boom you don't get fired, and since it's in the industrial part no one will give a shit, just anotha dead nigga in the streets

Doesn't that produce napalm? I want to beat my boss in a race, not kill him.

Is that a picture of yourself user?

It doesn't "produce" anything, it just makes gasoline thicker.

Yes my name is tylerone

>never has my boner been so flat in my entire life
when your boner depends on shit like this; it's like you're looking for an excuse to stay flaccid. Geez.

you don't understand; im running at peak flatness.

youd have to use calculus to plot the depths of the valley my bonerlevel is at on a graph.

Drag race? Or with corners and shit?

Drop all unnecessary weight, and practice your launches. Hopefully there's not a huge deficit in power.