Have to race my boss

Can't. Haven't got laid in five years m8.
>here come all the virgins to make fun of my horrific dry spell

fucking women is worse than going 5 years without.

Was about to say this
Do this

How so? You prefer penis?

don't lay with the fucking parasites. they will completely rob you of your soul.

look for a wife and resist temptation. it's the right choice for your mind.

Hilary Craig. She's just done a few softcore shoots for a single site.

Damn my dude you're not really missing out on anything to be honest and having a girlfriend sucks like 90% of the time

rent any sports car for the day, this is your only chance at beating him

He said it has to be my car. He said Audi is better than Honda and that I don't need more money because I don't have the sense to spend it on a good car like Audi. He said my Honda is a piece of shit and he will humiliate me for driving a quote "bitch mobile" in front of the entire office staff. Some of my colleagues have been saying all of last week that if I don't beat him they might not talk to me again.

Just kys