>Grime And Bunishment Edition
Brevious Bread: >44 Tonnes of Coors
>34 Drug filled tires
>"Winners Don't Sign Leases"
> - William S. Sessions, Director, FBI
>Psst, you got any cdl info, man?
>Private Driving School or Community College. Hook you right up.
>Don't drink the petrol! Petrol goes in the car! Don't be rama rama!
>Something about black people
>Why sleep when you can develop a dangerous, all consuming addition?
>The FMCSA, in partnership with the OOIDA announced Monday that drinking and/or consuming moderate amounts of alcohol and cannabis products are now considered acceptable behaviors in commercial vehicles
>Truckerfag smuggling placcardable volumes of human urine without manifest
>Bepis caught black-handed popping trailer seals by [Anime Enthusiasts]; Sentenced to watch all of Ranma 1/2 and enjoy it
>Freon accused of siccing his doge on [Legal Immigrants]
>Balam rounded up by el policia at the local cock-fights
>Primely caught doing 56 in a 55 zone. In California.
>Primefag cycled through a red light in front of an unmarked cruiser with no helmet on
>Oilfag arrested while in possession of several gallons of stolen crude oil found in pants pockets with intent to sell
>PTL discovered [Making Love] to new International by lot security
>Whiney caught cheating on his dakimura with a lovely decorative throw pillow from PierOne Imports by private detective
>Bandit selected for additional screening due to suspicious amounts of metal in crotch area
>EF chased out of small Midwest town by local sheriff for committing so called "hooliganism"
>Grainguy indicted on several of the definitely real charges of cow tipping