How do you fuck up someone's car without them finding out it was deliberate?

Dick in exhaust

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Puke in the Vents for the A/C

Remove valve cores.

dont be an asshole faggot, if you have a problem with someone deal with it like a man.

Best posts. Don't be petty scum.

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kill yourself afterwards

What did the car do to you?

I'll be waiting with open arms, faggot.

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How do people justify car vandalism? I'm guessing it's because to a normalfag, having a "sports car" is purely a way of flaunting your wealth, but surely if they were genuinely upset by this they'd go after the person, not their car.

I only ask because the only explanation i've seen is "they're poor and jealous", but I am poor and have been poor for my whole life. When I see some mid-twenties guy with slicked back hair in a business suit and aviators revving his straight piped Porsche at the lights, I think "wow, what a massive cunt of a man". I don't think "wow, what a massive cunt of a car".