How do you fuck up someone's car without them finding out it was deliberate?

Perfect idea I just thought of OP.
So first off, an hero. But here's the thing. leave a note saying the car in question is the reason you did it and fabricate some evidence up to support your claim. If executed well you could get the car pinned with a manslaughter charge and nobody would ever find out the truth because cars can't talk

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LS1 swap it

Walk by and step on their exhaust pipe.

>How do people justify car vandalism?

Personally, I had a friend whose house was robbed so he responded by torching the assailants car. It actually almost burned his entire house down. Friend never got caught, it was pretty based.

Water in the gas tank is good enough right? Simple and nice.
Kinda considered loosening the lugnuts on the wheels but I don't want to kill anyone.

Well what do you want me to do the person? Poison him?

>Well what do you want me to do the person?

Talk to him and sort out your problems like a man, instead of vandalising someone's property like a cowardly little bitch.

jump in front of the car when it's going 20-40 mph. It's look liek an accident.

Chop your dick off and eat it. That ought to do the job.

If you're really so offended by someone's presence, ideals, actions whatever, challenge them about it face to face. If you aren't prepared to do that, suck it up and get a life.

Wank onto cabin filter