Fancy job titles and their real duty

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Fancy job titles and their real duty

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

fluffer
gets free meals everyday

Methshot
Methshot

kek'd

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Social Media Manager
shills on facebook, rebbit, twitter and Veeky Forums

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

steward
actually dishwasher/janitor

JunkTop
JunkTop

IRS Special Agent
Extortionist

Emberburn
Emberburn

so much this

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Customer Aquisition Executive

Cold-caller

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Cryptologic Systems Technician
sit in office
eat junk food
does not actually work with cryptologic systems

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

product specialist
reads manuals

likme
likme

exchange owner
crook

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Office administrator
Basically a secretary

DeathDog
DeathDog

Veeky Forums moderator/janitor
some fat fuck neckbeard with cheetos residue on his fingers 404'ing threads day and night for free

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw I want to laugh because it's true but then I want to cry because it's true

SniperGod
SniperGod

project manager
bullshitter

Inmate
Inmate

waste operative
cleaner

likme
likme

lol this x 2.
Senior executive administrator.
Old secretary

Methshot
Methshot

Actually a legitiamate job. Maximising operations is literally how all big companies maximise their profits lol

Flameblow
Flameblow

President of the United States
Putin's cockholster

Upvote if you agree!

Techpill
Techpill

Veeky Forums
social media

SniperGod
SniperGod

anyone in HR
buying orange juice, sucking dick and smiling

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

housewife
full time crypto trader

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

No, fuck off. Out of the 12 project managers I've had to work with so far only one, just one, actually did his job right and didn't leave a steaming pile of shit behind him

HERPA DERPA 1/5 OF OUR GOALS REACHED WELP BETTER CLOSE THIS ONE WE DONE HERE PROJECT SUCCESSFUL

Fuck project managers

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Audit Analyst

Number cruncherer

JunkTop
JunkTop

Genuine one from the rail company I used to work for....

Train presentation operative
Cleaner

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

operative is becoming more fashionable now

lunchtime operative
dinner lady

collection operative
bin man

i once worked for a finance firm that was brave enough to sack all of their project managers. no shuffling or anything, just outright fired every single one of them and had the teams do scrums every day instead. it didn't make any difference to at all except for the company saving a ton and morale improving.

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