Fancy job titles and their real duty
Fancy job titles and their real duty
>fluffer
>gets free meals everyday
kek'd
>Social Media Manager
>shills on facebook, rebbit, twitter and Veeky Forums
>steward
>actually dishwasher/janitor
>IRS Special Agent
>Extortionist
so much this
>Customer Aquisition Executive
Cold-caller
Cryptologic Systems Technician
>sit in office
>eat junk food
>does not actually work with cryptologic systems
>product specialist
>reads manuals
>exchange owner
>crook
>Office administrator
>Basically a secretary
>Veeky Forums moderator/janitor
>some fat fuck neckbeard with cheetos residue on his fingers 404'ing threads day and night for free
tfw I want to laugh because it's true but then I want to cry because it's true
>project manager
>bullshitter
>waste operative
cleaner
lol this x 2.
>Senior executive administrator.
>Old secretary
Actually a legitiamate job. Maximising operations is literally how all big companies maximise their profits lol
>President of the United States
>Putin's cockholster
Upvote if you agree!
>Veeky Forums
>social media
>anyone in HR
>buying orange juice, sucking dick and smiling
>housewife
>full time crypto trader
No, fuck off. Out of the 12 project managers I've had to work with so far only one, just one, actually did his job right and didn't leave a steaming pile of shit behind him
HERPA DERPA 1/5 OF OUR GOALS REACHED WELP BETTER CLOSE THIS ONE WE DONE HERE PROJECT SUCCESSFUL
Fuck project managers
>Audit Analyst
>Number cruncherer
Genuine one from the rail company I used to work for....
>Train presentation operative
>Cleaner
operative is becoming more fashionable now
>lunchtime operative
dinner lady
>collection operative
bin man
i once worked for a finance firm that was brave enough to sack all of their project managers. no shuffling or anything, just outright fired every single one of them and had the teams do scrums every day instead. it didn't make any difference to at all except for the company saving a ton and morale improving.