/fight stories/

>>"Your worst fucking nightmare"
(You)

> be in city vitising some clubs with a friend
> im 5'11 82 kg and he is 5'8 72 kg (when will we learn)
> 2 dudes who are way over 6'1 and much heavier than we are try to provoke us
> think nothing of it and leave the bar with a friend
> next bar, see them again, starting trouble all over again
> wont leave us alone
> fine, tell friend to go home but first eat a pizza
> get pizza, eating it on the way home
> the 2 guys came up to us and throw our pizza to the ground
> thats enough!
> friend and I have a tactic on a 2 on 2. We both attack the first guy, than the secound guy. No fair 1 on 1 but a 2 on 1 and than another 2 on 1
> friend said "left" and we both hit at the same time the left guy with a straight right punch
> guy falls directly to the ground
> other guy try to interfere and help his buddy
> attack the other guy from 2 sites so he couldnt even land a single punch on one of us
> push him to the ground and kick his head till he's out
> went home to my friend for a beer and some snacks to talk about the situation

Wasnt really that much of a great story, but we often get attacked or made fun of from "bigger" guys because they think if they are taller and have more mass, they are stronger.

someone got rekt to shit. u mad user?

ok let me start off by saying i got my ass kicked and i still dont know why

>be in new high school and country
>everyone in my class is also new or had been left back a year
>one day this classmate asks to see my silly band
>i give it to him
>he keeps it for like 15minutes
>ask for it back
>"No, its mine'
>think he is joking and laugh
>ask for it again, same response
>this faggot is serious
>tells the teacher(a nun) that im not wearing my uniform to distract me
>teacher tells me to put on uniform shirt
>i say sure but can you tell him to give back my silly band please
>she goes on about how kids are starving in the world and we are arguing about petty things or some shit like that
>enemy goes into back of class and comes back later after telling classmates story
>try pulling silly band away from his wrist
>says he will punch me if i break it
>realize two things may happen: 1. I break the silly band and he punches me... 2- i break the silly band and he says "trolloolol i made you break your own silly band"
>ask for my silly band back
>start taking shit from under his desk
>pencil, books, etc
>tells me to give back his shit
>my response?pretty cool if u ask me..."no, its mine" (same thing he had said to me before)
>he gets angry and stands up
>I immediately follow
>stare down(i knew he wouldnt do shit)
>we get sent to principals office
>he lied through out the whole thing claiming it was his silly band
>i kept quiet until spoken to and then i asked him if it was his then tell me and the principal what shape it had
>he guessed elephant
>it was NOT an elephant
>after that he wants to fight me
>I just say if you want to fight me fine, if not, fine.
>after school
>he fucks me up because i only threw one punch
>i think i had a panic attack because i felt electricity in my arms
>currently taking anti anxiety pills

>be at McFit, germanys cheapest gym with at least 50% arabs and or refugees training here
>Turk comes up to me, aggressively asks me if i live in Weststadt (Turkish part of town) or Nordstadt (Russian part of town)
>"Neither"
>Punches me in the face
>I am stunned and start throwing haymakers
>We end up clinching and clumsy "walk" 10m around the gym until we fall over a bench
>I land on top of him out of pure luck and start gouging his eyes
>He yells and punches me and struggles but i wont stop
>Wont stop
>something explodes in my left jaw and everything goes black

Apparently Mohammads Cousin sucker kicked me from behind, broke my jaw and had 3 teeth removed

Turkish guy lost vision in his left eye and some percentage in his right

Security Cameras caught it all and the judge cleared me of all charges because of self defence, Turk got probation for assault and his Cousin got 1 year for heavy assault

Its been a clusterfuck of paperwork, but it looks like the cousin will have to pay around 80% of my dental bill of 17000€

Dude... are you actually 12 years old?

Based

Fuck mudslimes brah, sad thing is your probably one of the few Germany men who actually lift

Dude u should have kicked his ass right in the middle of the class. I despise people like that. theyre not even real bullies, just fuck annoying people. Still
>silly band

Holy Fuck normally id be screaming fake at the top of my lunges, but because you said McFit i believe you

As a german i find ways to navigate around the lowlife Turks and Arabs but as astudent i can only afford McFit and i've never seen a fist fight past elementary school pre McFit, now its more like once a month

What's your deal with suplexes op
Lmfao

The fuck? What, guys just regularly go to the gym and try to fight whoever is not from the same place as them?