Tanks

Boardshorts? Anyway you look fine in it. I wear tanks all the time but I live in Florida so all the young guys do it

Spot on.

fat

Oh shit we're twins

Do yourself a favor buy a Thompson t-shirt. I'm not fucking joking it's saved my life

for OP
>go up a size on shirt
>different hue, tone on that one matches skin
>darker/lighter denim with a better fit, jeans are filled out but look like they have no taper

Tanks work as long as you make it look like you're not using muscles to make up for dressing like shit.

Tanktops are a no-win scenario in almost all cases. You look like a tryhard low-class beaner deuche.
Get light, thin t-shirts instead.