2016

>Dooming your offspring to be manlets

>tfw lanklets really have made it
>every girl is a little girl

Curse my moderately short 5'8 body

not my problem

your only goal in life is to spread your genes in the best possible way
yes, it's your problem. You don't notice now, you'll regret you didn't notice later

claims to be 5'5 but is taller than my bro who claims to be 5'6

ex was 5'2 which is only good for spooning

4'9, and I'm 5'9. Never really cared about height desu. The problem with most women

just fuck a schoolgirl you fuckin pedo

>gf

I'm good senpai. I'd rather take an older woman as shes a half a decade older than me. 18yo's are pretty nice though. 16-17 is legal in most states so I've hit that young before on occasion.

that might be your goal.
mine is to get swole & play vidya in peace