Gym stories thread?

He is after hours staff. He was messing around, man.

>.Jwow

Kekked. You're pretty dumb, though. There is no reason at all to fatigue your muscles to that degree.

Kek

Wasn't it Snookie who got the broken nose?

youtube.com/watch?v=nLa64nVCXvc

I just saw this the other day. Who the fuck comes up with this shit

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>at different gym since i'ts like week and I like to change it up
>monday I notice some chick come in with a legit fake ass either she has ass genetics of the gods and jiggly as fuck too with shitty ass genetics everywhere else
>just a big fat ass real nice though I can't lie
>notice her staring through the mirror at me in the corner...guess she notices i"m new IDK
>Wed get there early and doing my shit again in the corner away from everyone
>fake ass comes in again and is like doing tons of curls in front of me basically
>every time she stops and drops the bar she has to keep pulling down her short shorts since they are riding up and you can see that ass line thing whatever
>after her curls she goes and does smith squats cool but still notice her looking in the mirror at me...getting weirded out
>almost done with my workout when she comes to where I am and actually takes the last of the corner where I'm at
>she's literally sitting next to me to the pint I can grab her
>she again is doing curls but now so close to me
>now I can see she does have a fake ass and some fake tits
>keeps staring
>we both smile at each other but she seems super stuck up like she's use to dudes hitting on her at the gym

She kept staring the entire time till she left. You think she just wanted attention from the new guy (me) or did she actually want me to follow her out to her car for some social interactions?

i once walked into a gym to check it out and there was a guy with a white-fro with a barbell with 2 plates on his shoulders dancing to music like kicking his legs out and stuff

Isn't this judging though? he didn't make loud noises and wasn't judging anyone.