Gym stories thread?
Gym stories thread?
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thats hilarious
That looks fucking awesome.
the starfish
Thanks bro now my roommate thinks I was just watching gay porn. Shit was funny though.
crossfit
fuck that fuck you
Maybe somebody can tell me what to fucking do
> walking into gym when notice a sign on the back entrance "we are now a judgement free facility." What the fuck kek this place turned into planet fitness??
>everything seems normal while walking to locker room
>another sign "There are no more men/women locker rooms only "Locker rooms," You are free to use either one you associate with...what in the fuck
>have this weird face while I think what that means while I walk into locker room
>4 chicks are in the "mens," Locker room changing...stop in tracks
>they all stare at me then just keep changing like it's fucking normal
>some chick is fucking topless next to my damn locker
>...instead of putting stuff in my locker I just beeline to the showers instead and decide to just get the fuck out and basically hide while taking a shower
>while walking to shower a fucking chick is actually just coming out with the damn blind open..stares right at me then laughs while passing me and putting a towel on herself "haha not like you haven't seen this before," while passing me and hitting me on the shoulder
>hehe yeah think "I'm a fucking virgin and this is the closest I've ever been to a naked chick."
>take a long ass shower and change in the fucking shower, hear nobody so start coming out into locker room..no one..was it just some weird deulsion?
>put my bag in locker, stand up then another fucking chick comes in, looks me in the eye then goes into the restroom
>literally watch guys going into the "womens," locker room and vice versa the entire gym session
...what in the fuck
Is this the start to some surrealist novel?