QTDDTOT

>Be 22 DYEL faggot, only banged 3 grills in my life
>Get some weight, some muscle, averagebro
>Get qt girlfriend from Tinder who fucking loves me
>Move in together
>Been a year of living together
>I'm jackedmode now
>Only banged 3 grills
>Get female attention A LOT
>I'm 24 and 18/19/20 year old girls are fucking crazy for me because of my body, face, and I make $70K/year (for my age/area that's huge)
>Have a girlfriend who loves me but has had more sex than me
>I smash every night but constantly think about banging other women

Older Veeky Forums friends, will I regret not having sex with more women when I'm 30, 35 40, etc? I'm not saying I'm going to marry this girl, but right now I am in a fantastic position to bang a new girl every night and I can't bring myself to break up with my gf.

Can I do rollerskating as cardio ? (longer distances, with uphill passages, etc.) I need a substitute for running because it feels boring, thanks in advance

Is there an already set routine i can do for ultimate strength gains?

Not sure where else to ask but this is my homrboard so ill ask here.

My girlfriend recently did something disgusting. I'm quite disturbed by it. Please read on;

We were at the breakfeast buffet on our school trip. My girlfriend starts ruffling under the table with her skirt and i'm like wtf??

She says "I'm saving some food for later, lunch isn't till 2 o clock". "And i'm like in your pants???" and she's like "no, in my vagina silly".

and then i'm like "eeewwwww, why don't you put it in your pocket or something" and she tells me that vaginas are naturally clean whereas pockets are filthy and you'll get loads of germs from eating food outta your pocket.

She said that her mother showed her how to do it and how it's completely natural and that women have been doing it since stone age times. I was shocked by this and unsure whether or not to believe her.

Fast forward to around 12.30 and we were on a train.We go inside a toilet and start kissing and after a few minutes she sits down and starts fumbling in her crotch area again. And sure enough, after a few seconds out slides a sausage. She asked me if i wanted some and i was like "eh....no thanks" and then she just ate it as if it was just a normal sausage off a plate.

I asked her if other girls do this and she said she didn't know, it's not the kind of thing they'd talk about. but she said she does it occasionally and she finds it really handy when she's stuck for food.

I'm kinda worried now, this can't be healthy can it? Surely you'd get some sort of disease down there

I alternate between squats+ lower body accessory on one day and bench + upper body accessory the other day and go to gym every other day. Is this okay?

Don't be a hedonistic degenerate.
Take care of your gf, marry her, have a bunch of children and bring them up to be Aryan warriors.

I have a bad knee and back. What lifts can I do that do not involve those?

Pretty much the definition of SS.
But don't squat every fucking day, or else your legs will look like pic related.

i really hope this is fake or something because that is fucking disgusting

This can't be real.