How fit are you?

>people who cant enjoy good videogames, lift, and have a social life at the same time

cmon guize it's not like it's hard, you could be having tons of fun instead of being a bunch of whiners

I would pick a pyromancer and make it far into the game playing like a coward bitch.

implying i get to revive at the bonfire, i can see myself killing the taurus demon after a couple months of training

this is also implying that the enemies have the same mechanical reactions as they do in the game, i'd probably die a couple hundred times on the first level just trying to perfect my rolling

Also you could pussy out and learn some of the spells to ease your way into the game.

If we look at it as "placing" a real human being inside the game, i can see myself doing it after while, but if it's 100% real as in "enemies and bosses have total free will" then it'd be fucking impossible

This fucking shitty game. The character's reaction time was so fucking slow. I mean I probably would die at the first bosses just like anyone else here, but fuck I would have faster reflexes than the sluggish protagonist

>mfw I think I'm actually decent at sword fighting because growing up me and my retarded friends used to legit fight with wooden nerf swords and I always won

I'm fast yet injury prone, so I'd probably dislocate my knee after jumping on the stray demon and never leave the asylum

>I'm bad at a game so it's shit

>video games
>implying youre gonna make it

>not being fit enough to be a bandit, have the master key and cheese the taurus demon stunlocking his arse thanks to the gold pine resin

>be knight
>be bumblefuck in heavy armor
>after hundreds of deaths and estus protein shakes, become swole enough to wear the armor
>finally leave undead asylum
>by the time I beat Gwyn I am the fittest person in Lordran

All it takes is a little time, brehs.

kek.