I live in a very poor zone I have been dressing as a vigilante and beating up Jerks and Bullies, mostly gypsies.
I have the luck that I am just a big person (1,95 meters / 6`4 feet) and I have been doing cheap exercises because I cant really afford a gym or weights so I am mostly doing Push-ups, squats and training my abs (dunno how to say the exercise in english)
Are those good substitutes of lifting weights? Should I get something heavy and just lift it? Need good exercises because this is becoming something more serious and I need to be stronger to make this place a affordable place to live.
What I mostly need is a good exercise routine, currently I am doing 3 series of 15 everyday of Each exercise
Adam Ramirez
why don't you lift dead gypsies?
Wyatt Butler
Havent killed any, police will come when there is a murder.
Christopher Bennett
if you're such a bad dude why don't you steal a barbell and weights.
you need to lift heavy weight if you want to be a badass
Jaxson Price
But im not bad? I am just cleansing the streets.
Grayson Sullivan
No fitizen can help me out?
Carson Collins
Steal the money from the gipsies, and buy weights, or gym membership. It's not stealing if you take it from gipsies.
Kayden Hall
Post costume
Austin Torres
I already do that, but I use it to buy food and stuff and help feed the homeless.
Basically the one from the pic, it was pretty simple to do. Just a white stuff from a chinese shop and ink making forms. Trenchcoat and fedora from my deceased frandpa.
Jose Butler
>gypsies >money
Jacob Rogers
>not getting how super heroes work.
Lucas Lee
this
Mason Scott
fuck off borat
Christian Long
You just have to beat up more gypsies, come on don't give up. You can do some bodyweight training until you can afford to go to the gym. You are the hero the city deserves.
Dominic Walker
How many gypsies do you beat up per day? Try raising the number.
Anthony Jenkins
Join an mma class honestly
Andrew Gomez
Training to be a vigilante thread? Training to be a vigilante thread.
Lincoln King
Considered going vigilante mode.
On my phone so I don't have links, but there's a couple gadgets that I was thinking of.
One is an umbrella, the company says it's the strongest umbrella ever. There's pictures of guys balancing on it. Apparently can be used as an effective club.
Was also thinking of these bass knuckle things, but they have tasers installed to make your punches electric.
Not sure if it was ever developed, but there was a security company that was developing a jacket that worked as a taser for anyone grabbing at it.
Was also considering a military grade flashlight to surprise/blind criminals.
Any other tech ideas?
Hunter Thompson
Also, as a last ditch "gotta kill" thing, there's a survival knife that has compressed gas canisters that shoot out gas from the tip. The website says it's used for taking out bears and sharks and shit, the gas expands inside the body to the size of a basketball.
Can you imagine the police finding a criminal with his insides completely exploded?
Lucas Rodriguez
superhero vigilante, how good are you? batman - beat up, tie up and leave for cops, no guns, no killing batwoman/huntress - shoot them if need be punisher - self explanatory kickass/hitgirl - kill the really bad guys deadpool - amoral, defines good/bad for himself scared wannabe - taser knuckles, gas knife
Jeremiah Lopez
this thread is too much autism for me
Jose Clark
>tfw always lifted for the sole purpose of being a vigilante >thought I was the only one Only 6 more months I swear
Xavier Williams
what country are you from OP?
Brody Williams
I will do it, they dont really go that altive now. Dont just occupy the places and dont let normal people be there, they are banding together though. Its scary
I go with brass knuckles if I need them, to be able to punch fast and hard.
As many as the night allows, not only gypsies but people that disturb the people, including people trying to buy kids into whoring, bad drug sellers, nazis and antifas.
A clean town
I guess Batman? But I dont know if I wouldnt kill someone if they really deserved it
If you come to my city we could be together fighting crime, I live in the south of Spain in G city
Colton Green
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Jose Martin
Spain
Ian Perez
s-send links pls. for my own vigilantism needs
Angel Nelson
>2016 >not lifting to be a vigilante
REEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMS GET OUUUUUUUT
Austin Morgan
damn if only you were in north spain i wouldnt dropped everything and been your sidekick
Elijah Hughes
>I guess Batman? But I dont know if I wouldnt kill someone if they really deserved it
batman would never kill. if you think you'd kill if 'they deserve it' you are not fit for the job. killing in self defense or the defense of others, may hold. but "they deserve it" won't cut it.
Ian Barnes
Add me on skype: aizer3115 we can talk if you are really interested
Jaxson Baker
try to buy some body armour or something for knives
Cameron Young
I am still starting only been out for some nights, I am still not a real Vigilante, just a fag in a mask lying in the shadows
Wyatt Rogers
im still years away from where i want to be to take to the streets, but ill add you once im off work mango!
Dominic Gomez
are we supposed to be impressed? gypsies are literally a manlet race why dont you find some real badass criminals to beat up?
Matthew Ramirez
have you watched "Super" with Rainn Wilson and Kevin Bacon?
Bentley Phillips
Because life is not a comic.
We will find a way, trust me my friend. We can do our part to change the world, you will see
Owen Bailey
>batman would never kill. clearly you dont know much about batman
Hudson Harris
Yes, just watched it yesterday. Since I started I have been watching that kind of stuff to get inspired and see if I can adapt stuff, it gave me nice ideas
Christian White
>Because life is not a comic exactly my point while the broken windows theory has basis, you will not make a town clean by clearing out the trash it is more complicated than that the only person you help is yourself by stroking your ego until you run in some actual organized crime members who will cut you or in a police informant
Matthew Gomez
If I manage to become stronger, to be able to make this into a permanent lifestyle, to become my alter ego for good. Then I might be able to fight more important stuff Right now I must contempt myself with what I must, already cuted links to important people of me so no one can hurt them.
Ayden Roberts
alternate universes do not count nor do one off novels
Justin Anderson
So do you have a calling card?
Anthony Davis
The Spaniard! (aka Inigo Montoya)
Connor Cooper
Not at the moment woud love to be called rorschach desu
Jayden Lewis
Kek.How can you faggots believe that
Its literally a 15yo daydreaming about being a hero
Bentley Adams
he killed people regularly in some of his very first comics.
This is a fairly decent routine, you will get much stronger if you follow it for a year. Good luck senpai
Liam Thompson
Thanks my friend! A year is a lot of time, is it because its a slow routine that is really progressive or?
Alexander Wood
Try pavel's pull-up program, it also works with chin-ups. You can also add dips to your program, as well as filling a bag with water bottles so that your push ups and squats are heavier.
Sube foto por farvor :)
Eli Stewart
The bag with water bottles is a brilliant idea, thanks. How can I improvise a chin up bar?
This Monday I will open the thread again and I will upload some pics, I am not at home at the moment
James Allen
You might complete it in 6 months or a year, who knows. Many of the gymnastic style exercises are difficult and will take some months to achieve.
Luke Rogers
keep it up man,you're doing the Lords's work,gipsyes and arabs are subhuman trash that act like baboons in group and prey on the "weak"
Oliver Mitchell
Op here
I am going to go jog for a hour or so, see you later
Isaiah Kelly
You can also use furniture, such as curling chairs, doing dips between chairs, kneel down and do shrug with your bed, etc. Use your imagination.
For the pull-up bar I don't know, I go to a park where there's some street workout bars and do them there.
Brandon Myers
Where are you from?
Henry Long
hes from spain
Luis White
Gilipollas, espero que te cogan y te encierren.
Vigilante justice is not a solution; you are part of the problem. Wannabe smart people like you are exactly why Spain is a shithole.
Colton Watson
hey its that one guy, i added you on skype
Chase Nguyen
fuck off with your crossfit
Carson Bennett
>tfw no actual superheroes
Dylan Flores
I am back, this monday I will make a new post and post pic of my suit.
Dominic Diaz
do you have any formal training. also when are you going to start realising that organized crime, both street level and government level is the actual root of evil, and start doing something about it
Dylan Taylor
When I cut my ties to everything I love I guess. Doing 100 push ups, squats and abs everyday. Dunno if its good although also I am making my own lift with water bottles
Benjamin Gray
the suit you should needs to be bulletproof (at least a vest) and a mask to cover your face.
considered dressing like a Muslim woman?
Ayden Phillips
>I am going to go jog for a hour or so, see you later pack a bag with all the equipment you intend to carry, or at least with basically the same weight, maybe a little more. get used to it.
Zachary Hill
Get a titanium mask. like a quarter to half an inch thick if possible. Titanium is light and should stop any handgun bullet, but you might get knocked out, that plus a vest should make you much less likely to die famalam.
Anthony Ramirez
Forgot to mention, the mask could probably stop a fair amount of rifle shots, short of a sniper rifle.