>pick up a girl from a nightclub
>get to her place
>nervous as fuck
>tell her im a virgin to take off pressure
>how are you still a virgin user?
>I-I never lost my virginity because I never lose
That was last night, I'm still a virgin. How are my fellow virgins holding up? Probably going to get a hooker this weekend
>I-I never lost my virginity because I never lose
lol you can talk tough online all you want but if Big P and Rich were here we both know you wouldn't say shit. You'd use more respectful language. They've been known to have quite the temper, especially Big P. You might upset and you definitely don't want to do that. Wouldn't end well for you.
don't worry
34 year old kiss-less virgin here
You should seriously just hire a hooker if your nerves are that bad. Get it over with. It's not that big of a deal.
>get girl home
>don't have sex
Literally how is this possible?
hopefully you learned your lesson. Dont tell a girl youre still a virgin. Virgins get clingy with whoever they lose their virginity to and past a certain age, no one wants to deal with that. just fake it til you make it. Even if you are a 3 pump chump and cry after youre done, at least you still had sex and can learn from it. Youll never have to see her again just like youll never see the girl from last night again.
>I-I never lost my virginity because I never lose
fuck you not everyone is good with women
>I-I never lost my virginity because I never lose
Holy kek
Im sorry though user, I guess you still got farther than me by going to a girls house...