Be me

what... why is it the 25th birthday? I plan to kill myself when im finally 25.
Happy birthday tho

Happy Birthday faget!

This happened to me today. I was doing pull ups and this qt came in the area I was and started doing some weird dumbbell deadlifts and I got a boner Midway through my set and she kept looking and smirked witch gave me an even bigger boner plus she had no bra on under her shirt

Happy birthday bro remember you're family here, we're all gonna fuckin make it

yea i went to the gym for the first time a few days ago and i noticed this really hot girl doing instagram ass workouts looking at me quite a bit, i was like damn usually i can sort of tell when i girl dont give a shit about me and when one is checking me out but i was the skinniest guy there at 6'1 152, my large frame structure doesnt make me look like a skeleton though. who knows honestly maybe i was doing something to make her keep staring at me.

What's your opinion on s-short guys?

Is there even a non autistic response to this? I feel like half of these stories only have an autistic outcome.

>tfw you turn down every advance a girl makes on you because you suspect they have to be making fun of you

Actually no one has ever called me short even though im 5'10" they all think im 6' like I did for so long

Its ok user at least youre not a handholdless virgin like me...

He's one of the exceptions for being alpha af