Just found a baby slug in my salad. I took a bunch on my fork, brought it to my mouth and just as I was about to chomp down what I thought was a bit of spice/italian dressing started to put its little stalks out.
I made the little guy a home with salad leaves, some cucumber and earth as well as droplets of lukewarm water. I don't think I can eat salad again. To think I'd eat the little guy alive.
Just warning you all to be careful when eating salads.
This is his home now. I need a name for him. Maybe Bradley.
Adam Hill
poke holes in the plastic lid you dolt
Isaac Clark
>not slurm
Zachary Peterson
>not naming your tiny slug Rich Piana
Carter Wood
Name him Dubs McSalads
Grayson Allen
Came here to say this
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Dominic Evans
I figure since he's so tiny he won't need much air anyway. I'll just open the lid to freshen it up every now an then like this He is now slurm mcsalads richpiana
Aaron Taylor
where is he i cant see him? put him on rei
Nicholas Butler
Pour a drop of vinegar on him
Jonathan Richardson
dude shut the frick up
Asher Sullivan
Why bother? Snails are superior in every way. Not to mention they are literally lifting their whole fucking house, fit as fuck.
Jace Rodriguez
You gotta flavor his salad up with some salt, come on OP.
Gavin Bailey
This kills the slug
Juan Lopez
l-lewd
Matthew Butler
When does it turn into a 12/10 slug girl who forces you to have sex with it for sparing it's life and taking care of it?
Isaac Allen
Raise him until he is maxed out in size. That slug is basically a machine that turns salad into protein.
Blake Jackson
youre gona sufficate him this way, best find a filter to use as a top so u dont forget the little slugger.
Benjamin Morris
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Jose Garcia
after you take 50mg of zinc before you got to bed .
Ryan Foster
You just had to turn this into a weeaboo shit hole, didn't you?
Jaxon Powell
I still don't fucking see him Is he even still alive OP Is he moving
Christopher Bailey
fucking vegans killing poor innocent slugs
baka desu senpai
Cooper Barnes
its on the piece of salad ya dense fuck
Gavin Hill
He's on the salad leaf next to her left leg I'm not even the guy who took the picture
Kayden Fisher
He's tiny
Julian Richardson
Shit, compared to the OP it looks like it got natty slug gains already. What a machine.
Robert Harris
Brah make sure he gets his protein MAKE HIM MASSIVE
Julian Clark
Would he need vegan protein?
Aiden Fisher
i was hoping this was a thread about making slugs swole.
Jose Parker
get him on that GOLAD already ffs
Bentley Smith
I think so...
Christopher Anderson
it is now.
wondering if there's any steroids equivalent you could give them.
Chase Butler
there are pros and cons
Cooper Cooper
I have some creatine, would that help him get swole if I sprinkle a little on his salad? Or should I apply the creatine directly onto him?
Thomas Ross
how bout no and feed it protein-dense vegetables?
Logan Jackson
What should I feed him? I want to give him a good headstart before I release him into the forest. I want him to pull all kinds of slug grills and fight off birds
Easton Butler
>protein-dense vegetables
oh no, looks like a retard fell for vegan propaganda
Jacob Sanders
that'll dry him up and kill him pls no
Adam Reed
>poops in its own shell
Isaiah Reyes
When you guys buy lettuce, do you always rinse it before eating? This thread has me worried that I eat a bunch of garbage.
Elijah Cook
spinach is god tier
Grayson Taylor
>This thread Make sure he grows large enough so that you can sound your dickhole using him.
Connor Ortiz
Why do burgerland people throw away good protein?
I eat larvae. Cheap and tasty. Those packs are less than a dollar.
Gavin Russell
I demand an update on slugbro
Hunter Harris
Because I'm not poor and can afford meat
Isaac Cooper
>anime figure Thanks for reminding that I'm browsing Veeky Forums.
James Lopez
Fucking WHERE
Hunter Diaz
Soak it in a bleach solution, rinse, soak it in vinegar, rinse Then spin dry
Wyatt Robinson
Oh I see it I thought it was just a rip on the leaf
Elijah Thomas
slither on, slugger
Josiah Edwards
I thought this was going to be a cute thread And you throw that weeb shit right in there OP
Luis Thomas
Ahhh raise it! And if dubs can we name it? I call "Bubbles"
Jason Robinson
Just out holes in it you maniac. At least give him fresh air. He may not "need" it but cmon man.
Eli Turner
He's ok. I aerated his terrarium for a bit. He has a nice view of the mountains. I'm working on a tiny stick to make him do bench presses.
Hudson Perez
>make him do Bench presses
Lol. You make /fit proud, bro
Camden Brown
POO IN LOO
Nathan Price
OP, this is a big responsibility are you sure you can handle it?
Aiden Collins
Lmao cum on him and see if he turns into a she.
Jayden Walker
Does he have a quarry to settle?
Evan Ramirez
wouldn't he drown?
Samuel Reyes
Just the tip
Nathan Rodriguez
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Ethan Davis
I'm going to release him into the wild, I hope he will manage to survive. I don't want to overly domesticate him.
Michael Barnes
Kek
John Mitchell
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
Asher Foster
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
Xavier Sanders
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
Andrew Morgan
Slither on, slugger
Carter Wood
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
Carter Robinson
Slither on, slugger
David Taylor
SLITHER ON SLUGGER
Easton Kelly
SLITHER ON MY SLUGGER
Liam Allen
slither on, slugger
Owen Brown
slither on, slugger!
Noah Reyes
slither on, slugger
Camden Davis
slither on, slugger
Jacob Ross
don't you have to die in a carbomb explosion or something?
Joshua Edwards
Slither on slugger
Camden Young
Because I don't live in a 3rd world shithole
Adam Nguyen
slither on, slugger
Hunter Torres
slither on, slugger
Ethan Rodriguez
SLITHER ON, SLUGGER
Ayden Long
slither on, slugger
Liam Gutierrez
Maybe Bradley sounds pretty good.
Dominic Richardson
slugs are hermaphrodites
and OP, I'm not sure if he'll be slaying mad slug pussy with bench. You need to get him/her practice with their harpoon