Delayed mires realisations

She's too cute to be a slut desu

Just smile, you stupid cunt.
But not in an autistic way.
Smile in a smirk/amused way.

Well, that's what got me through, at least.
It made me seem approachable, or at least that's what I think, since girls did approach me after a few situations like that.

Just stop being nervous. Relax. Don't take anything seriously. Be able to laugh at yourself in a non-retarded and non-pathetic way.

Be gentle and act happy, smile a lot... just not like a creep.
When you smile a lot, women tend to feel invited to approach you, and you leave a good impression.

Until I learned that, people would always tell me - after getting to know me - that my facial expressions looked like I wanted to beat someone up and stuff like that.

>go to a club with my bro
>we sit at the bar
>i wear a black tshirt/black pants
>feel a hand on my shoulder
>it's a blonde cutie
>"hi, my friend ober there wants you to know that your muscles look nice in black"
>she leaves
>look over, her friend doesn't even look at me
>still it's a mire right?
>talk to a friend a few days later
>she says it was probably a prank and the utie lost a bet
>mfw i realise she made fun of me because i wore all black and had no muscles

This is so cruel, i get that girls won't hit on me or anything, but at least leave me alone and don't make fun of me on top of completly ignoring me.

Alright, I fucking hate Buzzfeed but they nailed it here.

youtube.com/watch?v=pdKzTlLrDmY

but what if they ARE making fun of me and I smirk? that would be even more retarded.

Post a pic and i'll tell you what's what

lel

This.

Post pic of you in said outfit. Crop out face if you want. We're just gonna evaluate whether you look like you lift with clothes on.

This is all to help you out, matey. No one's judging you just to bully.

>I give off the bad boy look/vibe but am the total opposite
You probably just look like a school shooter so they are scared, and when they realize you're too much of a beta to shoot up a school they realize they can treat you like crap