Planet fitness?

>Wearing gloves
>Calling people out
Pick one

youtube.com/watch?v=8eAj08nAFP4

You walk into Planet Fitness and accidentally trigger the Lunk Alarm. What do you do? Keep in mind that there are about 30 other people looking at you.

Nice quints.

I have a homegym that i do my strength training at. The pf near me has all typea of cardio, massage chairs and tanning booths thats all free with the black card membership. Thinking about dropping 20 and just getting my tan on point before summers officially out and rhen cancelling. Le no commitment works in my favor

Id it were an accident why wpuld anyone assume it was me? In any case id just start waving my hand in front of my face like john cena

You still have to pay to cancel early

Why the fuck do you guys care about the pizza days at planet fitness? Literally just don't eat it lol... it's optional. not like you need to have a slice to enter the gym.

Pizza day isn't a problem to people that aren't retards, but it does highlight that PF are actively targeting your gains.

it's for fat fucks and cardio bunnies
if you're trying to lose weight and can't incorporate weights it's the perfect place for your degenerate ass

Having pizza at a gym is like having booze at an AA meeting. Why would you have it there when a good chunk of your target membership has no willpower and is there because they're trying to lose weight?

Looking at it logically it's a very clever but transparently awful way to keep the cash rolling in. They're a gym for fat, lazy people; they need to keep staying fat and lazy for PF to make money.

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