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Mom Science Thread
Charles Hall
Anthony Cook
>take off shirt to go swimming
>"I can see your ribs, you're getting too skinny"
>mom has had bariatric surgery to lose weight
Bentley Johnson
Protein will give you alzheimers
Blake Bennett
>having lunch
>"user you're not eating enough, it's not healthy"
>i ate at least 800kcal
Fuck you mom, I'm trying to cut and you will not stop me from making it
Michael Wood
>creatine is a steroid
>eating more than one egg per day is dangerous
>taking a long walk burns fat better than lifting weights
Andrew Evans
Well, eating a fuckton of protein does increase the chance of you getting the disease.
Benjamin Thomas
>caffeine pills are dangerous, it's not natural like coffee
>You're such a handsome boy, why don't you have a girlfriend?
Carson Brown
>be a skeleton
>mom: you're too skinny
>start lifting
>gain 30lb
>mom: you're still too skinny
>mfw i'm the average weight for my height
Adrian Nelson
>eating more than one egg per day is dangerous
one per day is dangerous you absolute retard.
Christian Rodriguez
>coconut oil
Literally just that. Cook with coconut oil, put a spoonful in your coffee, rub it on your skin for X, Y or Z reasons. And it works