Mom Science Thread

>eat celery if you want to lose weight user!
>my magazines say it uses more calories to digest than it gives you!

>You're so handsome user

Can you explain more? Genuinely interested if you've discovered that it is when just about every study says it's fine

you are a dumb person

Are you me?

it might as well be true. if all you ate is celery all day you'd probably be dead.

Lol this guy

>Just be yourself user and girls will naturally fall for you
>You're such a handsome young man, user

Who else fell for this bullshit when you were young?

That's why he eats at least 2 ya dingus
also contributing
>You can't count calories
>had to explain to her how it works

>complains she's too fat and wants to lose weight
>see her eating crisps 10 minutes later

>You're such a handsome boy, why don't you have a girlfriend?
hearing this from girls hits way harder ... but I still get the feels when my mom brings it up