How do I become taller?

They place a telescopic rod into the bone and slowly lengthen the leg. The leg bone will break and then heal longer, then break and heal longer again. It's incredibly painful, takes a long time and leaves you pretty much crippled for a year. It also has a good chance of fucking up and I would assume that even in the best cases, there would still be occasional pain.

There is no reason to ever have this surgery unless you're actually a midget. If anyone who is 5'5" or taller gets this operation, they need to see a psychiatrist.

Confused why this is freaking people out? Just looks like it would cause a whole load of pain and only increase your height slightly. Whoever came up with this is genuinely retarded.

Anyone in the medical field will tell you Kyphosis can't be cured, so what do you by "fixed your Kyphosis'?

Look at the ceiling, slowly raise your arms, try to feel your body stretching and whisper to yourself "grow, grow, grow".

you're on the edge bro any shorter and you MUST off yourself

If you are under 5'9 you need to kill yourself desu lads

>the the new manlets will be 6'0

TFW you realize mankind must an hero till one giant is left.

Does this work aswell?

>be at line 5'11 and a half for YEARS
>start randomly running everyday and get shin splints starting two weeks ago
>almost 6'1

I'm also 22

I don't, maybe running helps?

The getting taller ship has sailed for me.

How do I get people to respect me?

Check with a doctor to see if your plates have closed

If not, do the following

>drink a lot of milk(or complementary calcium pills)
>go to endocrinologist ask for ghg
>do a lot of pull ups
>start running casually
>swimming
Hope this helps, but unles you're 5'8 or shorter I wouldn't worry about it