Go to sleep early tonight. Knock yourself out with benadryl if you have to. Set alarm 1 hour before when you want to wake up. At the alarm, immediately eat 400mg caffiene and go back to sleep. Next alarm hits and your rdy to go the caff should be kicking in now.
Morning motivation thread
Adam Jones
Henry Williams
>asks for advice
>gets it
>doesn't understand it
>acts like a cunt
Owen Wright
Bleh. Benadryl gets me high and I don't want to be reliant on caffeine. I'll try the waking-up-twice method but I'm not optimistic because I sleep through alarms all the damn time, and without caffeine I don't know how awake I'll be after the second alarm.
If I didn't understand it I wouldn't be acting like a cunt.
Have you noticed that the specific, actionable advice gets nice and serious responses and the vague advice from people who don't actually work out gets shot down?
Josiah Lewis
I've never come across someone who's so obviously not going to make it. Enjoy your autism, sperglord
Landon Fisher
Do you lift in the morning? If you do, what is your routine?
If you don't, why are you giving me advice?
Julian Martin
I actually lift in the evening, the morning is when I cardio, I bike 10-15 miles. So just get up and do it, you fat faggot.
Jordan King
Cunt.
John Sanchez
1. How did you form the habit of going from bed to bike without getting distracted? Or did you just never struggle with not biking in the morning?
2. What do you do to make sure you get moving as early as possible?
I guess you at least told me your routine, so you answered like 1/10 of my original question. Thanks?
Brody Murphy
do you have a job?
if not, get a job.
wow
Camden Ross
Just lost virginity at age 27, ducked her 3 times ask food