It's amazing how easily being fat and being stupid positively correlate.
Elijah Lopez
next time don't be an idiot. g'luck matey
Charles Anderson
For how long do you have to lose 1lb a day? Right now it shouldn't be too hard considering how heavy you are, but it's gonna take more and more work to keep losing that 1 pound as you're becoming lighter
Samuel Gray
if you want to lose 1 pound of fat a day you can just kill your mother a year from now
Carson Powell
Losing a lb of fat a day would be extremely difficult, bad for your health and not worth $100. However if you still want to try then eat nothing and drink only water. Make sure you take vitamin supplements as well so you don't die.