Insecurity thread

>my dick is way too large, like, a solid foot long
>i also have this genetic thing where my body naturally produces alot muscle without working out
>my skin is too perfect, people sometimes ask if im wearing makeup
>for some reason i'm always below 10% bodyfat
>my dad changed my last name to Thundercock, which is really stupid to be honest

I have that, almost unnoticeable when I squint, so I squint often. Been compared to a young Clint Eastwood.

>I have a pretty good face but God has blessed me with kinda big ears.

Fuck my life brahs. If I hadn't this problem I would be 8/10 :(. Otoplasty is the first thing I'm going to do when I get my first salary.

>5'6 male
>no chin
>no jaw
>ugly teeth
>white "stain" on front teeth from mouth breathing as a kid
>super tiny wrists
>uneven eyebrows, right is higher so it looks like I am feeling suspicious about something
>tight foreskin and string, have been thinking of getting this fixed for about 6 years but still don't have the courage
>very feminine bone structure and fat storage

How deep are we talking, like Emma Stone deep? Laura Prepon deep? I find their voices hot as fuck.

I'm more fortunate than 99% of people on earth and I would regret my life if I died now

just start hormones

Your life sounds pretty shitty senpai

>you have to be ABSOLUTELY PERFECT or you're a LOSER
What a bunch of bullshit.
Peoples' flaws are what make them interesting.
Perfect people are boring as hell.

but would the perfect person be able to bore those around them?