I need to look like this as quickly as possible

lift natty and track your calories for 3 years

Looking at how cycles are completely legit, as long as you do PCT, there is no problem. To minimize potential sides, don't go overboard with the doses.
reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index
This is all you need to read.
>inb4 reddit
Check it out before you judge. It's a comprehensive source of all information you need on steroids.

I've read it already

Then you should know what to do already.

lmao you can get this in 8 months

I'm still unsure about some parts.

read it again
if that doesn't help, learn to read then read it again

What if it doesn't answer some of my concerns?

Then don't roid.