Not even memeing here. Every girl/woman I've known who I've either asked, or simply observed, can't jump. Obviously women aren't AS physically capable of men, but they can still do all sorts of other things in accordance with their reduced strength. They can run, lift, climb etc. But I've never seen a woman IRL who can jump. They can't even wrap their heads around the concept. I tell them they have to crouch, then use their muscles to propel upwards. It just doesn't get through to them. They just seem to tiptoe then remove their legs from underneath them by bending them, and then fall over. Or don't even get past the tiptoeing part because they know that they'd fall down. But they don't jump.
Why??
Angel Johnson
Autism or satire?
Levi Fisher
Did you fail anatomy?
Jayden Harris
The only jumping they ever learnt was with a skipping rope, which is just as you described them doing. They literally never learned to jump properly.
Aaron Rodriguez
You never had athletics in HS PE ? What do americans even do in PE
Mason Baker
I don't know, I wish I knew
I can't jump or even land safely from a high distance, my talon and feet always hurt.
I tried to improve my jumps but I really can't, feels horrible.
Adam Sanchez
jumping is a product of explosiveness. Explosiveness was a feature of men who had to fight to survive. Men who have those warrior genes are explosive. Women have never had to fight to survive, hence they are not explosive.
Colton Turner
Holy fuck you're right, this is it. They don't bend, they attempt to jump with pretty much straight legs. Hence the tiptoeing and only getting off the ground 2 or 3 inches max. Which is exactly what you do with a skipping rope.
And if you then attempt to kick the lower legs out during this 2-3 inch jump, you obviously can't put them back in time and will fall painfully straight onto your knees...which is what I've seen so many women do.
David Cook
In my case, if I jumped my boobs would give me a black eye Don't have a clue about titlets
Matthew Nelson
tits and timestamp
James Edwards
You could just look on bratabase for a general idea of what large boobs look like and why jumping with them would be a bad idea.
Bentley Davis
and sharpie in pooper
Jaxon Wright
I understand that. The point is, if you claim to be a girl here, you have to prove it with tits and a timestamp. Those are the rules of 4chens.
Gavin Baker
Now that I think of it I have never seen a woman jump either. Perhaps it occurs more rarely in females
Christopher Jenkins
Girls who actually know how to jump either do track events or (for verticals) play basketball or volleyball. Whenever girls fail at jumping or say they can't jump, I just tell them to imagine getting a rebound during a highly competitive game. Seems to help some of them.
Logan Collins
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Eli Thompson
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Jack Morales
>>/b/
Camden Gonzalez
>>>reddit/r/womensrights
Gavin Carter
>fall painfully straight onto your knees this is why so many women have their acl explode
they land stiff as fuck
Austin Foster
She still jumps weird, it's not fluid and she loses a lot of power by kinda hesitating, it's like she cares about how long her jump takes as opposed to the height
Camden Gutierrez
They just don't want their boobs bouncing in front of hungery beats, you fucking autist.