What is your Veeky Forumssona like?

>I give advice and make fun of others because of their stats
>say I'm 5'8, when I'm like 5'7
>I'm Veeky Forums, when I'm a fatty

>pretend to live anywhere but Australia
>pretend to not have a gf and write bullshit stories about her cheating and us breaking up in the feels threads
>pretend to have a gf and write about pretending to not have a gf oh fuck im so alone
>mfw i do the pretend to be gay thing too

it just makes for more wholehearted compliments in the CBT threads. bless you lads.

Talk a lot of shit about how manlets are pathetic.

IRL I am proud of being tall and think we are superior, but really it wouldn't be that big a deal to hang out with a shorter person.

>what do usually lie about on this board
My age

I act slightly more aloof than I really am and lead people to believe I'm never paying attention to anything. I have a slightly rougher around the edges stallone vibe.
>When I turn my hat backwards it's a switch.
>When I'm with people I trust I'm obviously a bit more energetic and outgoing.

Give alpha advice even though I've been lifting for 3 months and am the furthest thing from being an alpha

>pretend to be gay
>pretend
Sure thing buddy

I regularly make frog threads, sip, and peanut butter threads. Big up the other ~5 anons who do as well. We'll all make it.

Lmao imagine having such low self esteem you think of yourself this way.

All of gods children are beautiful. You are an expression of life. Don't be so hard on yourself.

Do you have some kind of physical disability that prevents you from doing them?