/fit sounds

That *swoop* sound when you slide another pl8 on the bar

The crossfitter screaming for help after the snatched his shoulders

That roidaroo screaming as he does his 20th rep with 30lb dumbbells.

that *cling* *cling* of 45s banging together when you rep >2 plates

the subtle thud of a beta dumping weight with rubber plates...on every rep.

this and only this

That deep uuuuuugh sound on the last rep

>the sound of grinding teeth when a court composer realizes a heathen boy writes better music than he does

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>that loud farting sound when squating heavy during a bulk

the sound of the bones inyour back cracking as you try to shit out the volume of food you have to eat to gain.

the not so subtle splortch of onlooker’s panties falling to the floor completely soaked when they see you zercher skwot 2pl8

>implying

>dat arch
fucking her from behind must feel like a punishment for the sins of past lives

That sound of Chad fucking my oneitis that I think about as I am going for a new PR

that klaxon sound when someone drops weights

I was about to say. She lifts like my ex does anal.

on topic
>the loud cartoon burp after first morning sipon empty stomach

literally on the toilet right now doing this

>The sound of music historians' autistic screeching at the inaccuracies of that movie

You'll never find a more vain group of people

The *PLOPP* when I remove my squat plug after my set.
>Then the 'whaah omg wtf' consternation of cardio bunnies in the vincinity

i've been so fucking constipated bois, just sat on the toilet in pain for like 15 minutes only to have two little nugs come out. third one felt like it was there but it wasn't budging so I stood up and I'm gonna go squat soon but I'm worried I might shit myself.

What should I do

>the sound of your knees popping as you're deep in a squat

Clarence plz

Fantastic movie

get out

Eat vegetables you fucking heathen

That soothing sound of the bottle opening before the first sip of the day

F I B E R
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>when the pl8 dispenser rejects all my quarters