the not so subtle splortch of onlooker’s panties falling to the floor completely soaked when they see you zercher skwot 2pl8
>implying
the not so subtle splortch of onlooker’s panties falling to the floor completely soaked when they see you zercher skwot 2pl8
>implying
>dat arch
fucking her from behind must feel like a punishment for the sins of past lives
That sound of Chad fucking my oneitis that I think about as I am going for a new PR
that klaxon sound when someone drops weights
I was about to say. She lifts like my ex does anal.
on topic
>the loud cartoon burp after first morning sipon empty stomach
literally on the toilet right now doing this
>The sound of music historians' autistic screeching at the inaccuracies of that movie
You'll never find a more vain group of people
The *PLOPP* when I remove my squat plug after my set.
>Then the 'whaah omg wtf' consternation of cardio bunnies in the vincinity
i've been so fucking constipated bois, just sat on the toilet in pain for like 15 minutes only to have two little nugs come out. third one felt like it was there but it wasn't budging so I stood up and I'm gonna go squat soon but I'm worried I might shit myself.
What should I do
>the sound of your knees popping as you're deep in a squat