Go to open a jar

Never been a single jar I couldn't open

This happened before I started lifting and was fat/weak.
>cafeteria girl: user, you strong?
>ughh..not really
>oh..well we have this shaken up coke bottle no one can open
>I can open that
>proceed to open it ezpz

I was crushing HARD on this girl too, felt pretty damn good. Obviously nothing came of it, think she gave me a free pop or something..

>shaken up coke bottle

She wanted you to open it and spray cola all over yourself, fucking cunts man

> wow user, you're getting pretty big! all that time in the gym is paying off!
> t-thanks grandma

my sides

>see bf and gf talking quietly on the silent zone level of library
>walk over (broaden my shoulders, flare my traps, stick chest out) tell them to be quiet
>they move

Kek

What if he's a nigger?

Walk away at a reasonable pace

>turbomanlet riddled with insecurities

t. loudcunt in the library

t. chink who thinks he can talk in a silent zone

cum on those muscles

>someone tells me I'm weak
>decide to arm wrestle
>I'm winning
>they use both their hands while all the staceys and chads aren't looking
IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR

Could you imagine the look of disappointment and sense of failure in moms eyes if this was real? Reminds me of the user who caught his dad crying over him so he lied and said he was going to hang with some friends and his dad was so excited but he just hung out in an empty parking lot.

I keked
Its so true

FUCK
ING
ROOOOOOOOO

>tfw 6'2 220 pounds
>can do 8 pullups, bench 2pl8 for reps
>see someone struggle to open a jar/wine bottle and know I'm next in line if they fail
>tfw tiny baby hands makes it so much more difficult than it needs to be
It's comical how small my hands are in proportion to my body

>do hammer curls because normal curls make my wrists hurt for some reason
>always able to open jars with ease

good benefit of it I guess

>can't open jar
>dad has to do it
>come on user, you go to the gym and still can't open it?
>thank him like a beta

mr take ur girl

this is not even funny

>never buy jars
feelsgood

Absolutely, you don't want that kind of trouble, fights only ever end up court hearings and jail time.

he loosened it up for you.

>king of skellys

You wish

something like this happened to me.
>x mas 2015
>Nobody can open jar of jam
>I try
>hue hue hue don't you work out user?
>All that food your wasting
>Get annoyed
>Put jar between legs for grip and try to twist jar like normal.
>Nothing.
>I tighten grip a twist
> Jar shatters in my lap
>Glass is everywhere
>Everyone hates me because no jam.
>I always get jars of jam for xmas now.

fuck anyone who talks in the quiet zone. i will tell you to shut the fuck up 10 times out of 10

Rip ;_;

Fucking croissant beard

Paper towels help, one on the bottom, one on the top of the jar. Use your abs and chest to squash and twist at the right angle.

F

They sound pretty jelly considering you have the strength to shatter glass that is jammed between ur legs m8

>jelly
Jam*

How do you know you always get jars of jam for Xmas, you haven't even had an Xmas since then. Are you lying or retarded?

Cheat code: put a rubber band around the lid of the jar

This

>grill i like is moving
>keeps dropping hints on me like "oh i have so much stuff to move i wish i had someone strong to help me"
>tfw too autistic to take the bate
>tfw i told her good luck

Just have someone loosen the jar ahead of time.