Never been a single jar I couldn't open
This happened before I started lifting and was fat/weak.
>cafeteria girl: user, you strong?
>ughh..not really
>oh..well we have this shaken up coke bottle no one can open
>I can open that
>proceed to open it ezpz
I was crushing HARD on this girl too, felt pretty damn good. Obviously nothing came of it, think she gave me a free pop or something..
>shaken up coke bottle
She wanted you to open it and spray cola all over yourself, fucking cunts man
> wow user, you're getting pretty big! all that time in the gym is paying off!
> t-thanks grandma
my sides
>see bf and gf talking quietly on the silent zone level of library
>walk over (broaden my shoulders, flare my traps, stick chest out) tell them to be quiet
>they move
Kek
What if he's a nigger?
Walk away at a reasonable pace
>turbomanlet riddled with insecurities
t. loudcunt in the library