Go to open a jar

this is not even funny

>never buy jars
feelsgood

Absolutely, you don't want that kind of trouble, fights only ever end up court hearings and jail time.

he loosened it up for you.

>king of skellys

You wish

something like this happened to me.
>x mas 2015
>Nobody can open jar of jam
>I try
>hue hue hue don't you work out user?
>All that food your wasting
>Get annoyed
>Put jar between legs for grip and try to twist jar like normal.
>Nothing.
>I tighten grip a twist
> Jar shatters in my lap
>Glass is everywhere
>Everyone hates me because no jam.
>I always get jars of jam for xmas now.

fuck anyone who talks in the quiet zone. i will tell you to shut the fuck up 10 times out of 10

Rip ;_;

Fucking croissant beard

Paper towels help, one on the bottom, one on the top of the jar. Use your abs and chest to squash and twist at the right angle.

F