ITT: Mirin' stories

C'mon brahs there's been some very depressing threads as of lately. Post em'

>come home from uni for winter break
>return to old hometown gym
>go in first day for legs
>start excersizing the strength I've gained while gone by repping 4 pl8 squat
>kid comes up to me introduces himself
>don't remember him but he remembers me
>"hey user I'm user, I was a freshman on the football team when you were a senior, you've gotten huge man!"
>finish up lifting
>another random I've never seen before approaches me
>"wow user your squat is super impressive for your age, you have a future in bodybuilding, I know because I've done a couple shows"
>Even though the dude apparently did shows he looked like he had never done anything athletic in his life.

Still bretty gud day.

bump

>be an attractive girl, decide to get fit
>gym membership expires so I say it fuck it ill look for a new gym
>I don't
I can't leave my bed, I can't do anything, I can't get a BF or keep one when I'm such a burden and a whore

Literally the only thing keeping me from killing myself is that my face shouldn't go to waste

Fuck your happy thread

Why can't you leave your bed?

>be me
>be designated driver for the night
>friend in the back starts making out with a girl
>proceeds to finger her
>she stars moaning
>moans my name instead of his
>mfw

Not sure if it counts as a mire, but the end result was the same, which is a little ego boost.

nah fuck you how about that

Underage girl who has been crushing on me for a long time came over. Same shit different day. I'm not a pervert, but I'm not blind and retarded either. She's smitten with me. Its cute. Never in a million years. Not even when she's legal. Fuck you FBI.

thanks, based anons got my back

no one has mine so why should i have some bitchy complainy girls?

you dont go to the gym because youre an apethetic piece of shit while im depressed as fuck because mines closed for 2 days

fuck yourself

>start lifting again after a few months off
>still look somewhat big
>muscle memory is real. after only a couple weeks of lifting starting to look definitely bigger again and confidence through the roof
>come home for holidays and go out with old friends including one who has a long distance bf but pretty sure has a crush on me
>first time drinking in over a month because work
>get hammered and unintentionally almost blackout
>club closing. go up to hot asian chick, tell her she's cute and ask for her number. says she's not interested
>no problem not like I can take anyone home to my parents place anyway
>4 of us waiting outside for uber down the street away from the crowd that just let out with 2 friends who are dating and earlier mentioned friend
>two blondes come up to me, one skinny 8/10 and other 7ish/10 slightly high test mode
>high test mode says I'm really cute and says I should come with them
>isthisreallife.jpg
>friends tell them to go away and they walk down the street about half a block. look like they're waiting for an uber too and keep looking back at me
>fuck it I'm going with them
>I walk down the street up to them and say lets go.
>high test one immediately grabs me and we start making out
>skinny one says it's her turn and and we making out while the other one puts her hand down my pocket and starts rubbing my cock
>threesome about to happen holy shit fuck yes
>suddenly feel someone grab me on the back
>friend that possibly has crush on me grabs me and pulls me away. tells the girls to fuck off again
>in my drunken state of mind let her do it and for some reason think they were trying to steal my wallet.
>uber home with friend and she's pissed at me the whole way hardly says a word
>wake up this morning and realize how autistic I am

fuck I'm retarded. please kill me

>is an "attractive" whore
>somehow expected to empathize with such a normies hoe
Yeah nah, I don't even know you and I h8 u. You got like on easy mode and you know it. Least you could do is have some willpower and get Veeky Forums

posts like this assure me that id never want to be in combat with a woman because of their feelings. Why do we allow women to go to war? why can women vote? like honestly

>at music festival
>By myself, konijnendans the night away
>2 guys and 1 girl notice my dancing
>Wow user coudnt help but notice your moves , how do you dance like that??
>Chick grabs my arm
>Wow you have big arms ;)
Now. I don't work out all. I'm here for the fph. But her noticing me was a goodfeeling.jpeg

L O N D O N

O O O O O N

N N N N N D

D D D D D O

O O O O O N

N N N N N N

That gainz goblin is no friend.

>Literally the only thing keeping me from killing myself is that my face shouldn't go to waste

Don't look for excuses. Do it.

Why are you a whore tho?

Fit told me we all are

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>august, decide to hit the gym
>go to parents for xmas
>been molested 5 times by family members grabbing my arms and saying how muscly they are
>still in fatass mode with tiny arms

You're not retarded. You don't owe that chick a single thing just because she has a crush on you. Cock-blocking little cunt.

There are unstable and stable women. Just like men. Some are good for tasks requiring analytical thinking and some aren't. Granted I would say there's more rational men than women, but not by that much really. I would guess there's maybe 10% difference.

If you don't whore yourself out, you're not a whore. Anyway, if you're really such a qt just workout for yourself. You'll feel better about yourself. A right guy will come at some point and not at least you can mire yourself in the mirror.

>on airplane
>getting interrogated by CIA agent
>asks me whether I would die if he pulled my mask off
>tell him it would be extremely painful
>"You're a big guy"
>mfw

>I can't leave my bed, I can't do anything
i know that feel senpai, go get some zoloft, it helps

I'm fucking pissed. Cock blocks me then acts like I did something wrong

My other two friends were already gone so she must've stayed behind just so she could get me. I would've told her to fuck off anyway but I was so fucked up. Haven't talked to her since last night

USA? if serious I'd actually like to help

You should text her and ask her wtf. That was unnecessary bitch has a bf and it's not like she even did it cause she wants to fuck you if yall haven't alrdy or ever even do. You're fucking single and that was an extremely rare opportunity especially for a guy. She's just an entitled cunt. Wants attention from everyone. Wants everything. Wants a bf but wants to hop on your dick too. Typical normie mind set.

email my throwaway [email protected]

Im used to mires and they dont make me too happy anymore. Enjoy how good they feel now.

>at groceries store
>paying for my stuff
>'that'll be $45 user'
>pay for my stuff
>'thank you for shopping at

>Go home to visit parents with gf after being away for several years
>Parents' house has always been the unofficial meeting place for lots of family and friends
>People in and out all day
>Getting late
>Third cousin shows up with her friend and brother
>Legitimate 10/10 when she was younger, but is now 40 year old, mother of three - still 7/10
>She used to babysit me when I was 8 and she was 16
>Had a huge crush on her
>Since being married, known for being a slut and likes to show off her new, fake tits
>Husband won't divorce her because he's rich and muh alimony
>Cousin drunk off her ass like usual
>Her brother comments on how I am looking good
>Her female friend says the same
>Former 10/10 chimes in also telling me how good I look
>Much more forward and sexual about it
>Awkward b/c in front of my gf and parents
>Bantz going back and forth with me mostly trying to laugh her off as she gets more inappropriate
>She starts getting offended that I'm not drooling all over her like most guys in podunk town
>Gets more overy in her flirting as she gets more drunk
>GF, my parents, and her brother still listening as she tells me she'd blow me and make me a man "right now"
>Tell her she's drunk and needs to go sleep it off
>She tells me not to be shy because she knows I have a crush on her
>Tell her that was 20 years ago when she was "in her prime"
>Says my dad always "liked her" inferring they fucked around
>Dad and mom both uncomfortable
>GF too submissive to say anything, but she is getting pissed
>Finally tell her to stop being a cunt and conversation awkwardly ends as her brother and friend take her away
A-am I making it, Veeky Forums?

>Hook up with girlfriend from year and a half ago
>Started lifting a bit before we broke up
>She comes over, nothing out of the ordinary
>Shirt comes off
>"HOLY FUCK user"
>..what?
>"WHAT HAPPENED HOLY FUCK YOU'RE HUGE!"
>Yeah, told you I'd get jacked one day.
>"YEAH BUT, WOWWWWWWW!!!"

Then we fucked and I lasted through 5 songs on her Britney Spears playlist.

>open first thread of the day feeling optimistic
>second post is bait and people are falling for it

>we fucked and I lasted through 5 songs on her Britney Spears playlist.

Autismo activated

hnnnnnng so hot

i swear to god you mix asian with any race and it produces the baddest bitches. jesus christ

Welk festival was je m8

>work in arcade
>machines break down constantly or run out of tickets
>qt pa2t3.14 comes to front counter and says game isn't working right
>go over and open it up and pretend to fuck around with the circuit boards for 15 seconds when I know I'll just give her the credits back anyway
>she stands with her pussy near my head
>radiating that warm pussy warmth onto my face cheek

closest ive gotten

ban yoga pants

how is this a mirin story?

i was mirin that nuclear fusion tier pussy warmth

autism

>be me, 24 yo, job as a sales person for electronics in a huge store
>coworkers and I always dress up really nice for christmas eve
>wear nice fitting button down shirt instead of usual workshirt
>female coworker comes to me
>"wow user, that shirt looks really good on you"
>makes up an excuse to touch my bicep
>"oh my, you workout, dontcha?"
>attempts to look sexy, bites her lip
>looks kind of retarded
>I proceed with doing my job, helping costumers etc.
>see her talking to another female coworker, both looking at me

later they asked me to come to a christmas party in some club, I declined politely.

>mfw I'm not even at 1/2/3/4

y-you too

whats wrong with u

you shouldve went 2bh, unless you had something to do other than posting on Veeky Forums mirin threads...

>Have family and friends get together
>Female friend I haven't seen since summer comes over
>We chat for a while and she asks if I've gotten bigger somehow
>I tell her I've been working out
>She asks to see
>I take her to a back room and take off my shirt
>Her jaw literally drops and is speechless for a while
>My egos penis gets a little bigger
>Put shirt back on and go back to whatever we where doing
>She gets more touchy feely with me for the rest of the night

>Have family and friends get together
>Female friend I haven't seen since summer comes over
>We chat for a while and she asks if I've gotten bigger somehow
>I tell her I've been working out
>She asks to see
>I take her to a back room and take off my shirt
>Her jaw literally drops and is speechless for a while, basically spilled her spaghetti right there
>My egos penis gets a little bigger
>Put shirt back on and go back to whatever we where doing
>She gets more touchy feely with me for the rest of the night

I have a wife, who is also Veeky Forums, and I don't care for some skanks from work. Had a nice dinner of roasted goose, bread dumplings and red cabbage. Could be worse desu.

>Come home from Army
>In good shape and confidence through roof
>Get a Assistant Store Manager job at video store while finishing courses in college
>Surrounded by young, attractive girls who just graduated HS and are preparing to go to college
>Boss is also 7/10 female and married
>Find myself in the unfamiliar role of being the cool, attractive boss to young impressionable girls
>Still, been talking to girl online for awhile that I really like
>Trying to be social anyways so go out with co-workers from time to time
>Out one night at bar and everyone is drinking
>Boss asks me if I'd think less of her if she cheated on her husband
>Tell her that it's none of my business
>A bit dense and didn't realize she was making a pass at me
>Her and a couple regulars from video store come over to my place to drink some more
>Boss is tired and drunk so I let her lay in my bed for a bit to sleep it off
>Her husband comes and picks her up a few hours later
>Finish school and time to move on
>Decide to move to where online girl is at
>Work throws me going away party at bowling alley
>Boss is there and making passes at me
>Don't bite
>Told by 8/10 cutie former employee her and some friends will stop by my place later
>Ok
>She shows up with her cute female friend and her friend's bf (both who worked with me)
>Want to get drunk
>Think of online gf
>Politely decline knowing I am turning down guaranteed sex
>They seem irritated and leave
>Boss invites herself over with work regulars
>Regulars go home
>Just me and boss
>Boss commenting on how comfortable my bed was when she came over last
>Guilty.jpeg
>Initiate chastity mode
>Eventually boss goes home, too
>Next day we talk on phone and boss admits she's trying to fuck me
>Tell her to call me when she's single

And that's the story of how I turned down two horny 7/10+ females in one night.

>Been with online gf 8 years now
>Have two beautiful daughters
>Make $200K combined income
>Still fit

Still not sure if did the right thing...

well done, friend. cheers.

u did user

>at a friends 19th birthday party
>talking with some female friends
>want to show them a funny video i had on my phone
>accidently show them a pic of me flexing in a mirror
>they grab my phone and look at it for a few minutes
>''omg user your body is so hot''
>''y-you too''

didnt do anything after that

fuck you, degenerate roastie, go steal oxygen somewhere else

nice job

You're a good man, Hope to live a comfy life like you.

great job user

>When you're older you'll realise that noone has ever mired you at all

> Have a really rough 2016
> Feeling very down
> Walk up the stairs
> Short of breath from walking up the fucking stairs
> Look in mirror
> Fat and disgusting
> Decide to make a change
> Keep to a strict diet, run or lift every day
> I've already lost shedloads of weight
> All my family commenting, say how good I look
> Meet up with friends from home
> They're all amazed at how much weight I've lost
> Chidhood crish grabs my biceps
> Asks if I've been working out, says how good my arms are

It was my first ever mire. I am honestly so happy right now I could almost cry. Still a recovering fatty, but going to get to 10%bf and build up muscle from there. We're all going to make it brothers, if I can make it, literally anyone can.

Congrats, user

>if I can make it, literally anyone can.
No, bro, sadly not anyone can make it. You are special, you have the determination and willpower to make it, while others decided to live their existence taking as little responsibility as they can.
I'm proud of you, you chose to take the harder path. Be proud, lift hard.

you made it user

>at work
>qt thicc girl started working recently
>ask her to print something for me
>hands me the shit
>smile
>as she hands me the papers she says "thank you"

i got caught of guard so hard i didnt know if i should say y-you too

based

>Not even when she's legal.
Why not?

>cousin hitting on you in front of your whole family
>dad implies he fucked his niece when she was younger
wtf is this incest shit? fucking white people

Bane?

Topkek

That's a beautiful story user

>Make $200K combined income
Doing what? Also where did you meet her online?

You're just ugly, sorry.

This really isn't a mirin story but it's my first compliment since I started lifting in September

>home for Christmas from college
>back to sharing room with lil bro
>he's excited for Christmas morning and wakes me up
>I always sleep shirtless
>get out of bed
>"wow user you have been going to the gym"

I am a District Manager making well over six figures and she has her Master's Degree in Social Work doing Mental Health screenings and working with children. I make the majority of the money while she does what she loves.

As far as where we met, we actually just stumbled across each other in a college chat room discussing philosophy. She was finishing a course and I just had interest in the topic. We started with a bit of healthy debate and it just kind of developed from there.

Thanks, all

She implied it not him. Also she was like a cousin three times removed and would be well outside of what would be considered incest. Yes, we are white though.

If you're happy, you did the right thing

>laying in bed with girl after sex
>starts tugging on my hair
>ask her what she's doing
>"giving you the superman curl to go along with your body"

that's cute

how do I, as a skinny guy get an ass like that if I dont want to do squats, please need a serious reply

>be an attractive girl
What did he mean by this?

>im a grill btw XDDDDDD

...

glute ham raises
hack squats
lunges
straight leg deadlifts

drink a gallon of milk a day

Finally, arch your back all the time until you give yourself lumbar lordosis

Good2go

Ok...

I just looked over the list and what each of those entails...i'm just going to do hack squats at the gym and vertical leg press for now


time. to. build.

help with your dick, right? ;)

kek

Can't wait till insurance kicks in and I can gets me some Zoloft and addy.

>Jan 1
>meds

I get to pick two

You are an idiot. The only reason you fucked up is because you didn't have that threesome

Yeah, you did good g.

you should probably just kill yourself because squats don't just consist of barbell squats. both exercises you mentioned work quads primarily. exactly what you want when building glutes. not.

He:
>I'm angry about thing.
You:
>You should be angry about thing.

Comprehension is not your strength, huh?

>be an attractive girl

Serious doubts here.

Why is it that im a 24 year old miserable kissless virgin yet for some reason like seeing mirin stories

something to aspire to

You live through these stories of fiction and falsehood.

I used them for motivation whilst losing 120lbs. Unfortunately when I eventually got these kind of ""mires"", all that happened is that I dismissed them or didn't believe them.

>Not even when she's legal.

How so?

You're just a beta bucks. You should've fucked those whores bro.

Maybe you're right. No one would've known so doubt it would've made a difference to anybody except for me.

I've had a few minor 'mires lately
>aunt grabs my arm on christmas
>oh my god, user, you've really been working out

>qt called me gunman after she saw me in a t-shirt

>changing in locker room at work
>wow, you must be working out hard

My social skills are still lacking, so I don't handle 'mires well. How do you do it, lads?

Hey it's okay. You made a great step, and if it happened once, who is to say it can't happen again?

But most importantly; you've got something to talk about with this friend. If you won't discuss this then this was truly a wasted opportunity.

nice thx

Fuck, if I was that drunk I wouldn't even be able to get it up. I get whiskey dick bad son. Might have dodged a bullet that way. Just talk to your friend and fuck her.