ITT: Mirin' stories

Why is it that im a 24 year old miserable kissless virgin yet for some reason like seeing mirin stories

something to aspire to

You live through these stories of fiction and falsehood.

I used them for motivation whilst losing 120lbs. Unfortunately when I eventually got these kind of ""mires"", all that happened is that I dismissed them or didn't believe them.

>Not even when she's legal.

How so?

You're just a beta bucks. You should've fucked those whores bro.

Maybe you're right. No one would've known so doubt it would've made a difference to anybody except for me.

I've had a few minor 'mires lately
>aunt grabs my arm on christmas
>oh my god, user, you've really been working out

>qt called me gunman after she saw me in a t-shirt

>changing in locker room at work
>wow, you must be working out hard

My social skills are still lacking, so I don't handle 'mires well. How do you do it, lads?

Hey it's okay. You made a great step, and if it happened once, who is to say it can't happen again?

But most importantly; you've got something to talk about with this friend. If you won't discuss this then this was truly a wasted opportunity.

nice thx

Fuck, if I was that drunk I wouldn't even be able to get it up. I get whiskey dick bad son. Might have dodged a bullet that way. Just talk to your friend and fuck her.