Leg press is out of order

>gym is out of standard issue cardio bunnies
>have to settle for gym twink

>There's a barbell on the floor with 10pl8 on it
>can't move it or get pl8s removed

>bodybuilder nipple milk price has increased %200
im not gonna make it bros

>other guy wears the same "get fit or die tryin'" shirt
>have to go home change

>the bull is busy tonight at another couple's house

>new barbells from IKEA
>Have to spend a fucking hour assembling it.

> everything at the gym is working just fine
> It's my resting day so I'm at home working on my model trains

>all the small squat plugs are taken

>locker room helper
fuck lads, how do you all come up with this shit

>hydraulic bench press is having a massive oil leak