I have not seen one of these in years on Veeky Forums
Alright Veeky Forums how many 5 year olds could you take in mortal combat before you are overcome either by force or exhaustion. Describe in detail your style of fighting and tricks you would use
The setting: locked Gymnasium
the rules:
Kids spawn in waves in your chosen amount
Kids have zombie level self preservation, will not run away and zero fear and WILL attack no matter what with fists nails and teeth included and will attack in packs if allowed
No outside weapons
Bonus: Describe your battle dressing
For me I choose naked with only a jock strap to protect hanging bits.
Adrian Green
/reddit/
Colton Robinson
No fighting style
If kids came at me by waves of 4 l could take them on easily for a good hour, then l would be too exhausted to fight and die
Cameron Torres
>One five year old in each hand >Maul the other five year olds with five year olds >Repeat until you die of exhaustion because you took too much clen and ended up in a sauna
Juan Gutierrez
/newfaggot/
Camden Perez
lol
The maces become bloody stumps
Austin Miller
>wants to fight a group of children naked
You are on the wrong board cunt.
Michael Reed
Yeah right, retard. 5 year olds weigh 40 pounds. You could grab one of them, the other three go for your legs and drag you down. That's 160 pounds of active resistance on your body. How long will it take you to chuck 40 pounds clinging on to you 4 times? If you don't do cardio don't even think about lasting more than two rounds in your scenario
Christian Cruz
I want to do all combat with a little cloths as possible and only enough to protect my genitals
this is a exhaustion trial m8
Liam Bailey
I would just play with the kids. Jumprope and monkey bars are excellent. Those vibrating platform thingies are also great fun. I'll treat them to vanilla flavoured whey shakes. Then when we're all tired we form a big cuddle pile on the yoga mats and nap.
Hey man, you never said they'd actually attack me. They're only kids, it's not really in them.
