THE 5 YEAR OLD GAME

THIS

remember the kids will crawl at you if need be with zombie like determination

>will not run away and zero fear and WILL attack

will you practice reading with them too?

I have cousins who love fighting and will literally punch me in the face and bite my ribs for "fun"

Op said that they acted like zombies, as in runs at you and attacks, do you know how easy it is to fuck up someone who just runs at you without trying to defend themselves ?
I'm a 6'1 200lbs guy who lift 4 times a week and rund for the 3 others, please tell me more about your knowledge, as far as l know l could punch those kids to death and if they grab my legs l could still walk since theyre only around 80 pounds. Also you gotta be real fucking retarded to let them grip your legs in the first place

>"im a retarded look at me xD NO ONE CAN BEAT KIDS THEYR IMMORTAL

>>>/reddit/

Sorry, I didn't really read past "waves of 5 year olds." Why are they attacking me anyway?

Because hypothetical situations hurt your brain and make you reek a smell that 5 year olds develop blood lust over.

>reek a smell that 5 year olds develop blood lust over
I thought that was my smegma

I would grab one by the legs and swing them in circular motions at the other until I got dizzy or tired in which case I could go for a 4-6 hours of full activity and sustain minor scratched and bites until I was so tired they overwhelmed me in a dog pile which I would go out choking them and biting them myself but all in all I feel I could kill at least 100-150 children in one go.

I am just going to wear pic related and rip and tear until I become tired. Then I go and rest for a while. My fearful manipulators will "manipulate" their arms right out of their sockets and show them what true grip strength is while I wobble around and occasionally tip over (on purpose) to crush a few more toddlers. Let them come at me, i'll have kevlar reinforced tubes providing oxygen and power while I mercilessly lay waste to them and sometimes stop for a casual snack or nap. Since it is in a gymnasium, I can also ocassionally use the lifting hook to hoist myself in the air to safety.

lol very good sir

I have become death destroyer of 5 year olds

Leather clothing.
I'd just stab their eyes out with my fingers because it's not as exhausting as flailing around.

Let them scream in pain and agony while tumbling around like the little uncoordinated idiots that they are.