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Buy from people with good hair genetics

lol

I'm not balding though. I have a full head of non receding hair just like every male member of my family.

>fitness

Hey Scar, how's that 2nd marriage going?

I lost my hair ages ago, shave my head and have a qt gf. why would I care what some random bitch thinks?

for a moment I couldn't even tell if I was on Veeky Forums or /tv/

sundays are pure cancer

no I'm not

It tears me up inside...

Do I know you?

I'm not balding, you are getting fat though. Nice diversion.

youtube.com/watch?v=_JTo9VlIJnU

>rape her in that black widow costume
>suck dat milk out of her preggo titties
>kill her

What can I say I'm sensitive about my hair and get a bit bananas

I'm not.

>mfw long hair
>mfw a guy I hadn't seen in years told me he'd grow out his hair like me if he wasn't balding
>mfw a girl told me she wished her hair was as thick as mine

baldlets will never know this feel

Is there anywhere that this would actually happen? I mean is there anywhere where saying something so rude would be socially acceptable?

About time

Been happening for a while. Thanks, asshole

kek, nice one

Yeah, but that's life, ya know? How ya been?

China.

This guy gets it. The rest of you are insecure pussies

It's not that bad. The worst kind of question is
>why did you shave your head?
Like what the fuck do you expect me to say? I am prematurely balding so i have to be bald in order not to look like 40 year old pedo?
I usually say that i like it this way and for now i'll keep it untill i'll decide to grow my hair out again. I've been saying this for the past 4 years.

In a bar when the chick is drunk

>"hey user, haven't seen you in a while...omg what happened to you hair, you're balding" *gasp*

"I fell for the creatine meme"

The fuck are you talking about you blind bitch? My grandfather didn't start losing his hair until his 60s and my dad started losing his at the same time. I got the good hair gene and I shampoo and conditioner it every week. Girls play with my hair. get yo eyes checked girl.

It's not really happening m8

"Oh-oh are you serious?" *grabs hair so hard some rips out
"wow I didn't notice that, at least I make up for it with my great attitude and above average dick size"

>suck dat milk out of her preggo titties

Hnnnnngggg