This guy gets it. The rest of you are insecure pussies
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It's not that bad. The worst kind of question is
>why did you shave your head?
Like what the fuck do you expect me to say? I am prematurely balding so i have to be bald in order not to look like 40 year old pedo?
I usually say that i like it this way and for now i'll keep it untill i'll decide to grow my hair out again. I've been saying this for the past 4 years.
In a bar when the chick is drunk
>"hey user, haven't seen you in a while...omg what happened to you hair, you're balding" *gasp*
"I fell for the creatine meme"
The fuck are you talking about you blind bitch? My grandfather didn't start losing his hair until his 60s and my dad started losing his at the same time. I got the good hair gene and I shampoo and conditioner it every week. Girls play with my hair. get yo eyes checked girl.
It's not really happening m8
"Oh-oh are you serious?" *grabs hair so hard some rips out
"wow I didn't notice that, at least I make up for it with my great attitude and above average dick size"
>suck dat milk out of her preggo titties
Hnnnnngggg