The Choice is Yours

Blue pill. I spend too much time in snap city.

The banana pill

Red obviously. I take it that no matter what I do ill gain permanent gains. I could be the strongest man in the world eventually

Purple pill. I ain't no /fraud/

Orange pill.
Would just go up to about 6 foot 2/3.

Everything else is somewhat attainable except the yellow pill.

3 hours a day of time-stoppage while training does seems legit

if you dont pick yellow you have your priorities so wrong. You're given one thing in your life and thats time. Unlike almost every other factor, everyone is on equal grounds here. suddenly you get +3 hours a day? youre almost a god

Red
I'd love to be 80 and jacked like a 20 year old
Not to mention heart strength

For losing weight, I don't see why anyone wouldn't pick green or yellow.

Orange is a one time thing and green/yellow would give me more control.

Orange, I would have the thickest hair ever

See that'd be my second choice but it's very vague
Does the time bubble apply during rest? When going to and from the gym?

Green, one hunnit.

>taintlet
kek

Can I pick orange and simply just grow the size of my entire body all parts included?

If not, yellow

Grey is the best lol. Cant find no juice

If the rules are flexible, yellow for sure. Can I train for my sport in the bubble? Can I listen to podcasts/ebooks/lectures in the bubble? Can I just sit and chill while using a hand gripper?

Otherwise orange.

Extra three hours a day? In a year that's an extra 45 days. I can get so much other shit done while getting fit as fuark. Yellow is my choice.

this, unless you have a retarded schedule, it is possible to achieve every other pill's rewards over time
5'9" now, wouldn't mind being 6'1" or 6'2"

The blue pill could either be the worse or the best.

"Immune to injury sustained while lifting."

When you work out, you 'technically' commit microscopic tears in your muscle fibers.

If you're immune to injury, that means your muscle fibers either never break, or they regenerate super rapidly.

If they never break, you wouldn't ever build muscle because the muscle fibers would never be torn down to be able to be built back up.

If they regenerate super quickly, there is no need for roids because that's the whole point of roids; recovery.

nigga you know exactly what it means stop trying to cheat the system

fuck outta here with that 'technically' shit

Red

Yellow.

Exercise trains the body and mind. Focusing on only one of them is misguided.

The real enemy is time.

>pick yellow pill
>go to gym
>start benching
>get stuck
>time is frozen

Nah bruh, how are you supposed to REALLY know?

If they mean no tendon injury or anything like that, then it's still probably best one.

You could just overload your body everyday, without fear of tearing your shit up.

After a certain point, injury stops everyone.

green pill

eat like a pig, get huuuuuuge and 10% bf everyday

Blue pill all day every day

grey pill makes all other irrelevant

Yellow is superior. Time is the most valuable resource we have.

Holy shit lol I'm dying

Yellow. Can I bring my brother with me so we can both lift? I still need someone to push me, and to push him.

some pretty good twilight zone shit right there

>take orange pill
>get 16'' rock hard mega-cock
>become world famous
>free money for life, and therefore all the other pills

BOI

Red pill.

I want a abraham lincoln type face while looking jacked.

I would probably abuse the hell out of tren and test then starve myself repeatedly to make sure I lose any fat on my face.

Brother is allowed

if you don't choose blue you're retarded.
>b-but muh yellow
Grats you have 3 hours extra to lift, that doesn't change how often you can lift, how strong you will be or health in general. Blue pill is objectively the best unless you're a dwarf or have a micropenis. The one thing that eats up the most time and fucks your body up in regards to working out is getting injured. Take the blue pill and you don't have to worry about snapping your back, your legs, your chest, etc. You would be the healthiest nigger alive and probably live way longer than others as a result

fuck off alex you mong

The body adapts to any and all stressors so that it can become stronger correct?

You do realize that this pill will basically ensure that you will never ever see any gains what so ever.

yellow any day

Yellow
>time freezes while you're in the gym
>only works for 3 hours
>time freezes
>3 hours

How can it be three hours if time has frozen? How long can you move in the frozen time?

I'm pretty happy with what I can do with my body for the most part so I'd go orange to get myself a nice juicey cock. 9.5" hard, 5.5" soft. Imagine the bulge, you would get some serious dick mires.

>get orange
>become chad-face
>nobody knows who I am

Does the yellow pill halt aging for those 3 hours? Or will I be losing 3 hours of life when I work out? If it halts aging, then yellow. If not, then green - I really like chips.

You will be inside of a bubble.
Time inside and outside of this bubble will move differently.
Inside of the bubble time will move at an accelerated rate while outside of the bubble nothing will change.
And since you are attuned to the world universe outside of the bubble you will not be affected by the compressed time of the temporary time bubble making you, for all intents and purposes ageless for three hours.

HOWEVER, since your body doesn't age you will not also gain anything from the workout. Because exercise is basically upsetting your natural homeostasis to start changes in your body. And all changes in your body causes some level of cellular change and transformation and decay and age. So...no gains.
Just 3 hours of exercise with no pay off.
So you'll in effect be spanking the monkey/finger boxing the man in the boat for three hours with no orgasm/money shot to be had.

Green pill

Can eat however the fuck I want

>Orange pill
>Become grill

So, alright, let me get this straight, OP there. You're asking me if I want to get a little stronger, or be able to TIME TRAVEL. Yeah, real hard choice there. Oh boy, a girlfriend, wow, never heard tell of one of them before.
I think I'm going with yellow, final answer.

>When you work out, you 'technically' commit microscopic tears in your muscle fibers.
Found the scientist of Bro university

You'd only be stuck for 3 hours, as long as you don't drop the weight because it's something you can't handle, it wouldn't matter.

>>When you work out, you 'technically' commit microscopic tears in your muscle fibers.
We don't really know if that happens.
We just don't.
It's just assumed that we cause microscopic tears and that it heals bigger, but that's just a guess.
Some people think we just expand the muscles or the muscles split like fat cells but we don't really know.

If you have a link to some study that confirms the microscopic tears thing I'll be GRATEFUL AS FUCK if you can give me a link.

I've lifted for 6 years and am near my peak natty size

I'll take the red pill

>sleep in
>running late for work
>only have 20 minutes to make a 45 minute car journey
>hop on my bike
>time is frozen
>have 3 hours of cycle time to make it to work
>only takes me 2 hours because time is fucking frozen
>have an hour of time being frozen after i leave work
>arrive home only 15 minutes later than I normally would be, probably around the same time as normal because rush hour traffic

How is the yellow pill not in everyone's top 2 choices?

I was making fun of you because the theory of making microtears in muscles is one of the dumbest myths in the weightlifting world, not sure why you even said it in the first place if you're also skeptical of it though

>orange
No more DNA degradation for immortal and ageless gains until I inevitably kill myself benching

the pink one, because a life without a gf is a life without purpose or meaning.

>yellow pill
>feel up every cardio bunny's ass during my run
>they only see a flash, no consequences

the Bog pill

That wasn't me actually.
I was simply asking a question

Orange

Id give myself a 16" penis.

Way too impractical for most women, but I'd be the only man with a 16" cock. 1 out of 1000 women still leaves 3.5 million women for me in the world.

All of them?

I'll create an objectively correct ranking of all

Yellow>Orange>Green>Blue>Red>Purple>Grey>Pink

All others are wrong except if they switch around the top three because those could be affected a lot by preference.

I'm an exercise science major, and it's literally in the textbook that working out causes microscopic tears.

You guys are a couple years behind if you think this is up for debate...

>Hot girl standing on the sidewalk
>Stick penis in her for 3 hours
>"Cardio"

Sounds good, gimmie the pill boss

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2278966/

>The precise details of the sarcomere disruption process following eccentric contractions remain the subject of speculation. They may involve the elastic filament titin, which anchors thick filaments to Z discs, or the structural protein desmin, which links adjacent Z discs (Allen, 2001). It is conceivable that because of small alignment errors, thick and thin filaments of overstretched sarcomeres may butt up against one another. Inactivation of some sarcomeres from damage to t-tubules may also play a part. Whatever the precise details, there is evidence of overextended sarcomeres and half-sarcomeres in muscle which has undergone eccentric contractions (see, for example, Brown & Hill, 1991; Lieber et al. 1991; Wood et al. 1993; Talbot & Morgan, 1996). It has recently been shown with permeabilised segments of single fibres of rat muscles that regions of long sarcomere lengths before an active stretch contained the majority of disrupted sarcomeres after the stretch. These disrupted sarcomeres were longer than the rest (Macpherson et al. 1996).

I wish I could take a pic of my biomechanics book and show you the chapter that shows the mechanics of muscle being broken down and myosin and actin being unable to form crossbridges after being damaged.

I get that it's all a theory though, but it's pretty well tested thus far.

What is talking about is hypertrophy versus hyperplasia.

There's no real evidence for hyperplasia, but if you're trying to argue hypertrophy, then I'm going to have to assume you're a troll.

>stop time
>steal a bunch of shit
>end up with tons of cash

How do you use it now? How do thiefs/drug dealers/hitmen get the IRS off their back?

Money laundering

yellow for finanacial gains and generally being the best
orange is high tier tho

I'd have to go with the orange pill desu. No matter how aesthetic I become I'll always be an inferior life form with this dark skin of mine.

Researching this a bit and the easiest way it seems would to be through a casino. Buy chips with cash, return chips for a check and then deposit check.

>take blue pill
>wear weighted wristbands so always training
>become immortal

I'd take that one

I'd take the orange pill and save it for when i need it.

Breh that is no attitude to go through life with

we are all still the master species and you can be the change you want to see in your race

I was pretty fat so i'll take the orange pill.

Green one is tempting but i expect to have loose skin. Taking a pill and instantly fixing the skin would be pretty nice.

obviously yellow pill. 3 hours of extra life a day outweighs everything else on the list

any other pill choice is foolish

Orange, modify my test

Red. Got to foreverial keep my gains.

>red pill
>have perfect muscle at age 80
>every step you take rips your tendons from the bone because they don't stay strong
I love this.

yellow or red

Tally so far

Red 7
Blue 4
Green 3
Pink 1
Purple 1
Yellow 16
Grey 2
Orange 13

Kek

2 pinks for me
Need a backup in case the first GF dumps me

Orange. I need to fix my awful face

Yellow.

Walk in, time freezes and workout use the entire facility without having to pay. Seems pretty cool. I'd even take a few of their drinks to replenish myself.

>orange pill
>give myself 10/10 face
>guaranteed gf

>yellow pill
>technically moving ftl while time is frozen
>time unfreezes and the nuclear fusion caused by ftl movement destroys your city

Yellow pill no doubt. If I were to go to the gym every weekday then this adds up to an additional 15 years of lifetime over the next forty years. I could even spend half or most of the time studying while I do light exercise, and get a significant addition to my lifespan with no downsides.

>taintlet
Verbally kekd

Orange has the biggest chance of back-firing on you.

>Choose bigger dick
But you're still so much of an autist you can't even drop your draws on cue. Also might destroy a couple cervix's. "Don't know my own length! Sry!"

>Choose being Tall
Have to pay extra for clothing. Can't fit comfortable in car. Most likely, you're still ugly.
Tall but shit genetics. Still suck at basketball.

With all that being said... orange pill then I sell it for billions.

Yellow pill

What counts as "exercise" is vague though, leisurely walk so you can save time travelling or running?

Orange pill.

Depending on what's allowed, in descending order of what I'd ask for:

>Power to manipulate reality
>Ability to compel anyone to do whatever I want
>Telekinesis
>Biological immortality ie: Regeneration, can't die of old age
>Enhanced regeneration

yellow. sheiko here we go.